Pinata Accidents
A compilation of all sorts of pinata silliness.
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It’s kinda freaky to see such a well animated face on a strange robot stumbling about the place.
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‘If you’re going to ride your bike down the side of a mountain, lets hope you remembered to tighten all the bolts when you put the bike back together the night before your big ride.’
Especially if you’re doing ~170km/hr.
`DefenseReview.com has received video footage of a weaponized version of the AutoCopter self-stabilized unmanned mini-helicopter being tested for the first time in sunny Huntsville, Alabama (The download link for this video is further down in this article.). The AutoCopter is made by Neural Robotics Incorporated (NRI), and the weapon portion of the package is a 12-gauge Military Police Systems (MPS) Auto Assault-12 Full-Auto Shotgun (a.k.a. AA-12 Full-Auto Shotgun), which DefRev first reported on back in June of last year (2005). NRI is calling the newly-weaponized AutoCopter the “AutoCopter Gunship”. Catchy.’
‘Downed racer avoids other bikes by doing the skatman. If racing doesn’t work as a career, dancing might. Skibby yibby yibby dome da da da I’m a skatman!’
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‘This kid can’t wait a few minutes for his computer to warm up. He’s totally freaking out. Calm down kid, internet porn isnt going anywhere.’
Crazy Germans. This kid is gonna choke on his own tongue from screaming so much if he’s not careful.
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‘When your feisty little chihuahua is spending quality time with his favorite toy, it’s best to stay the hell out of the way.’
Borderline, but probably safe for work. :)
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This is pretty cool. If I’d had one of these when I was a kid I’d have been the coolest kid in the whole neighbourhood. No doubt about it.
(streaming video)
‘British troops take it upon themselves to beat up some iraqis. We’re not making a political statement here, but everyone is talking about this video. Watch and decide for yourself.’
Well, atleast they’re not just shooting at random cars this time.
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more here: Britain probes video of ‘rogue’ troops abusing Iraqis
It’s not a real dolphin, but it’s still not safe for work. :)
(2.5meg Windows Media)
Well, no one seems to die.
Pretty disgusting. I couldn’t watch it. No doubt some of you dirty fuckers love this sorta stuff tho. :)
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A bunch of accidents in some tunnel.
Now I kinda see why they’re so keen on people not changing lanes in tunnels. :) Would suck to be a passenger on that bus.
`Video Bomb filters up the hottest videos on the internet: people submit links to the ‘Incoming!’ page and you bomb the best ones. If a video gets a lot of bombs quickly, it makes it to the front page.’
‘This guy shoots his buddy with an airsoft gun while hes on the toilet. We cant see what he his but judging by his friends reaction it was a sensitive area.’
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`In this clip the Navy is test firing a missile. The way it stalls is really funny for some reason. This scene could be out of a cartoon.’
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Sleepless In Seattle trailer recut to look like a thriller / horror film. Funny.
(low and high quality Quicktimes)
‘Following Numa Numa and Star Wars Kid’s footsteps, Britney Spears’ personal douche assistant, Kevin Federline, has became the latest webtard with a video featuring him jamming with “Popozao”.
Federline claims that “popozao” is a “Brazilian ass shaker” in the video.
However in Mandarin Chinese, “po po” means “old lady” or “mother-in-law”, and “zao” means “in a mess”.’
Videos of the “webtard” as well as some funny remixes.
`Rare video footage shows a giant octopus attacking a small submarine off the west coast of Vancouver Island.
Salmon researchers working on the Brooks Peninsula were shocked last November when an octopus attacked their expensive and sensitive equipment.
(courtesy SubOceanic Sciences Canada Ltd )
The giant Pacific octopus weighs about 45 kilograms, powerful enough to damage Mike Wood’s remote-controlled submarine.’
with video. (1.6meg Quicktime)
`From space, the aurora is a crown of light that circles each of Earth’s poles. The IMAGE satellite captured this view of the aurora australis (southern lights) on September 11, 2005, four days after a record-setting solar flare sent plasma—an ionized gas of protons and electrons—flying towards the Earth. The ring of light that the solar storm generated over Antarctica glows green in the ultraviolet part of the spectrum, shown in this image. The IMAGE observations of the aurora are overlaid onto NASA’s satellite-based Blue Marble image. From the Earth’s surface, the ring would appear as a curtain of light shimmering across the night sky.’
(various size Quicktimes)
Interview with and story about those NAZI twin folk singers from the US.
(23meg Flash video)
`Being that he’s been exiled to the garage and it’s winter, the lazy fuck absolutely refuses to leave the confines of the garage to do anything. This includes shitting. In fact, I think he actually pisses in his sleep and just lives with it. Maybe he likes that it keeps him a little warmer. Well, he does leave long enough to shit. And he shat all over the garage. Well, Kronix our roommate told my brother that he’d pay him $40 if he agreed to lick the cat shit in the garage. With $40 rounded up (thanks in part by Monkey and me pitching in) we were off to the garage to see the events as they unfolded.
Watch the video!’
I didn’t watch the video. The still pictures are disturbing enough.
A Devo cover band with a difference. Kinda cool.. I bet their parents put them up to it. :)
‘It’s a bad sign when a Polar Bear gets excited over a girl’s furry hat. I think this zoo needs to get him a Polar Bear girlfriend.’
I’ve always wanted a pet polar bear. I could ride it about town.
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‘This cop forgets to use his parking brake after making a routine traffic stop. I can’t believe he still gives the guy a ticket. Those dashboard cameras are really good at two things: identifying criminals and immortalizing stupid cops.’
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‘In a recent episode of Family Feud, a family was asked to name a country other than the U.S. that they admire. What would you say?’
Geography clearly isn’t their strong suit. :)