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I had trouble watching this. I don’t think I want to see ver.1 or ver.3. :)

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A 9 year old kid arguing with his mother about chocolate milk whilst playing some Xbox game on the internet and forgetting to turn his microphone off.

`You said you’d get me a drink and you lied!’

`I want some motherfucken chocolate milk!’

Quite a mouth on him for a 9 year old. :)

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Thank goodness for slow motion replays. :)

This is pretty disgusting. People seem to like to play pranks on each other while they’re on they toilet. If a friend did this to me there’d be trouble.

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Impressive skills displayed by a parachuter. The landing is spectacular. :)

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Have you ever wanted to trick your friends into burying their nose in some guys arse? Well, this is how you do it.

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Hot girl twirling a butterfly knife about like crazy.

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Lighting jumping jacks on the bare skin of your back will burn you.

I knew this before these Danish fellows decided to make a video to prove it. :)

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Good trick, that one. I bet his opponent never saw it coming.

This clip makes my friend Zac laugh hysterically. But, he’s a dud, so that doesn’t mean anything. :)

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‘A “trophy” video appearing to show security guards in Baghdad randomly shooting Iraqi civilians has sparked two investigations after it was posted on the internet, the Sunday Telegraph can reveal.

The video has sparked concern that private security companies, which are not subject to any form of regulation either in Britain or in Iraq, could be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocent Iraqis.

The video, which first appeared on a website that has been linked unofficially to Aegis Defence Services, contained four separate clips, in which security guards open fire with automatic rifles at civilian cars. All of the shooting incidents apparently took place on “route Irish”, a road that links the airport to Baghdad.’

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: motherfucking cunts.

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Update: More about cunts shooting innocent people. And some more video. (5.5meg Windows Media)

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The pilot of this Airbus 321 decided to go around for a second attempt. Can’t land a plane while it’s flying sideways.

It’s watching videos like this that makes me need two or three valium before I can even think about getting on a plane. :)

Mount a camera on the wing of your ultralight then fly it into a tree. Why not? :)

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I put a link to the crazy Trading Spouses woman a while back. Here’s a longer and crazier version of the clip. Absolutely hilarious.

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Mr T is not only a great actor, he’s also a wonderful musician.

[sings] Mother.. There is no other like mother.. So treat her right..

Mother.. I’ll always love her.. My mother.. So treat her right..

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‘Franz Reichel, a mustachioed Austrian tailor, was killed leaping from the first deck in 1912 to test a tent-like parachute coat he had invented. He is said to have died of fright before hitting the ground.’

Nothing particularly gory. Grainy black and white footage of some guy wearing some strange looking thing hesitating for a few minutes before leaping off the tower and experiencing a rapid acceleration towards the ground. The parachute coat doesn’t appear to have any effect whatsoever on his descent.

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A while ago I posted a story about someone filming a commercial by throwing thousands of superballs down a steep road. Well, here’s the finished thing.

`Sending 250,000 multi-coloured ‘superballs’ bouncing down the streets of San Francisco may seem the strangest way to do this, but that’s exactly what Danish director Nicolai Fuglsig did for the BRAVIA commercial in July this year. San Franciscans have seen some unusual things in their time, but even this gave them something to talk about. And we’ve got the feeling that this commercial is going to do exactly the same thing.’

I don’t even know what they’re trying to sell. I don’t even think it matter. That’s a lot of superballs. I better buy it, whatever it is. :)

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A 70-something year old women who’s apparently good at computer games.

She swears a lot while she’s playing, as all good gamers should. :)

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`A fortysomething man in overalls sings about proper terminilogy for your anatomy. You don’t often see a song played on a miniature guitar that contains the word “vulva”.

This clip originally appeared in the 1984 video Strong Kids, Safe Kids, starring Henry Winkler.’

[sings] Our anus is a useful thing indeed, the anus gives relief in times of need..

This is two posts for the price of one. :)

This fellow has built a robotic fish and has links to some articles and photos about the fish:

`The world’s first autonomous robotic fish are the latest attraction at the London Aquarium.

Biologically inspired by the common carp, the new designs can avoid objects and swim around a specially designed tank entirely of their own accord.’

As well as the fish, he’s also built a web page that is state-of-the-art for the year 1994. Including small, pixellated graphics and horribly annoying flashing text. Takes me back a few years, it does, yet it’s dated August 2005.

Maybe he let his robot fish code his page for him? That’s about the only explaination I have. :)

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I’ve blogged this before. But this version has funky music to go along with it.

Not safe for work. Unless your boss is particularly loose, I s’pose.

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Strangle little animation of a tree and come guy who seems quite fond of the tree.

How does the tree feel about this tho? :)

Everyone ends up happy in the end.

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It’s computer generated, so not as impressive as it sounds. Not that impressive at all really, not sure why I’m posting it. :)

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‘Jiangling Motors Corporation’s Landwind X6 four wheel drive crash test video as recorded by Germany’s ADAC which conducts tests for Euro NCAP safety standards.

This video was recorded inside the passenger cabin. [..]

Just look at how the steering column together with the air bag smashes into your face. Renders the air bag totally useless… your neck would definitely have snapped.’

Very short video, but vaguely amusing to see the airbag being ineffective.

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Guy with a girly voice freaks out when they tow his car away.

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Synchronized christmas lights and music. Very impressive.

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A fairly short clip showing a few features of Windows Vista. It actually looks kinda nice.

Still, doesn’t change the fact that Microsoft sucks. :)

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`On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris. The film was limited for technical reasons to 10 minutes; the course was from Porte Dauphine, through the Louvre, to the Basilica of Sacre Coeur.

No streets were closed, for Lelouch was unable to obtain a permit.

The driver completed the course in about 9 minutes, reaching nearly 140 MPH in some stretches. The footage reveals him running real red lights, nearly hitting real pedestrians, and driving the wrong way up real one-way streets.’

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This is a pretty cool illusion..

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`On 11/7/05 at approximately 3:28AM in northeastern Michigan, a fellow police officer and I witnessed a large meteor entering the atmosphere, initially exploding, lighting up the night sky then trailing some distance before it disintegrated.

Although I witnessed the spectacle at the same time but at a different location as a fellow officer, the other officer caught it on his in car video camera.’

..abandon hope all ye who enter here.

It’s funny because it’s an accurate representation. :)

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