Creationist Museum Tour
Take a tour of a new creationist museum they’re building.
People are stupid. :)
Take a tour of a new creationist museum they’re building.
People are stupid. :)
I’ve seen bigger losers in my life. And fatter people aswell. [shrug] :)
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William Shatner is mildly amusing, playing all the roles in the end sequence of Se7en.
‘Ashlee Simpson continues her quest to become the most ridiculed celebrity ever when she slurs her way through a late night visit to McDonald’s in Toronto.’
Crazy Finnish people. Jumping out of a balloon with jet engines strapped to their boots.
Maniacs, I tells ya.
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‘A reporter cant keep a straight face after one of his guests turns out to have an unusual voice.’
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Update: now with subtitles.
A scene from TV show where a guy is scared to the point of hysterics by some midget rat monster.
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`Three enormous explosions, at least one of which was a car bomb, struck this evening near two prominent hotels popular with foreign journalists and contractors, causing heavy structural damage to at least one of the buildings, shattering glass throughout the neighborhood and catapulting debris hundreds of yards away.’
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As George Bush says, “Blacks are gagging on the ****, but not yet ready to swallow the ***”.
It’s pretty funny. :)
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Remixes of Imagine and Walk on the Wild Side by George Bush.
(6.7meg Flash video and 2.8meg mp3)
Update – now with video:
This guy spins around for quite a long time. Pretty crazy.
I’d be dizzy. :)
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Some reported gets given shit by the news anchors when some guys walk buy while she’s going live to air in a canoe – showing the water is only ankle deep.
In another broadcast a bit later on there’s no canoe. :)
via Crooks and Liars.
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She’s angry because of illegal photographing trespassers. Or maybe they’re illegal trespassing photographers. Either way, SHE WANTS TO KNOW THEIR NAMES!
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I don’t know what was meant to happen, but it seems when you cover a naked girl in something flammable then ignite her, well, she ignites. [shrug]
A car bomb going off outside a base in Iraq. It doesn’t look like it was particularly effective, but it’s cool footage.
There’s a PDF storyboard of the event at Boing Boing but it didn’t work when I tried it. Also a photo of the wreckage.
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Did you ever wonder what 2000 looks like?
With a cool Pink Floyd remix for a soundtrack.
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‘A revolutionary automated boar collection system developed by Genes Diffusion to reduce labor and increase technician safety in the workplace. This automated system allows a single technician to collect up to 4 boars simultaneously.’
And when they say “boar”, of course, they mean “boar semen”. Pigs have strange penises.
`An F1 car doing “full” speed on small streets by the mountain or something, its Unbelievable how they can and dare to drive this fast. Must See!’