moonbuggy

Proof once and for all that Christians are insane. Fearfully and wonderfully fucken crazy.

The song is annoyingly stupid, but listen to it for atleast the first few minutes and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

(12meg Quicktime)

`Everybody knows if the police have to come and get you, they’re gonna bring an ass-kicking with them.’

A strange song about pi. At first I thought it was an educational video for kids, but then some guy starts rapping.

`Yeah, I know this pi shit backwards and fowards, check it out..
I did three chicks then I pointed at the door
A girl entered in so that made it four
I snapped one, in came another five
Add ’em all up and that makes nine’

Then some wizards start killing the children. [shrug] Not sure why.

(25meg Quicktime, other formats available)

Slightly amusing. Bob Saget has a small penis, apparently. [shrug] :)

(3.7meg Flash video)

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A funny prank to play on a med student.

(2.3meg Quicktime)

`An awkward moment from the old TV game show Catch Phrase could be, uh, easily misinterpreted.’

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Some guy lost a competition with his friend and had to carry a boombox around playing the shittiest mix tape they could come up with at full volume.

(16meg Quicktime)

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`Choose toys. Choose children. Choose cuddling. Choose bedtime stories, relentless dribbling and some baby ripping your fucking arm off.’

(5.7meg shockwave)

People are stupid and it’s funny. :)

(3meg .wmv)

This guy gets very angry when he dies.

(5.9meg .wmv)

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`Two major blasts are thought to have struck a crowded main square at central Kuta, at the Hard Rock Cafe and the Matahari shopping mall. Another two bombs were at the Jimbaran beach, one of which was outside the Four Seasons Hotel. These areas are generally popular with Western tourists.’

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‘Dude, it doesnt matter how late you are you would probably be better off showering at home.’

(2.2meg .wmv)

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Some strange man rapping strange stuff. I assume he’s being ridiculous on purpose, but you never know.

(7.4meg Flash video)

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‘When driving your BMW in a drifting contest, there are a number of safety precautions you should observe. The first, and listen up, because this is important, is that you don’t get out of the car during your “performance” no matter how cool it may seem at the time.’

(3.2meg .wmv)

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Funnily enough, this one might just pass as safe for work because there’s really nothing in it that is both obscene and large enough to be visible. :)

(3.7meg Windows media)

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`The Corrupted Blood plague is quickly spreading across World of Warcraft servers. The disease originates from the recently added instance, Zul’Gurub. Players that go up against Hakkar (the god of blood) may find themselves infected with its debuff, Corrupted Blood, which does roughly 250-350 damage and can affect nearby players. Some of the players that have survived their battles with Hakkar have brought the disease into towns, spreading it amongst the general population, including npcs. Be warned.’

Here is a video of the plague. (10meg Windows Media)

‘It’s not clear whether or not this is William Hung, but it’s ALL final countdown. See those kids running off at the beginning of the video? Ya, they were on to something there.’

(8.7meg Flash video)

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People are crazy.

(3meg .wmv)

`The movies on Chemistry Comes Alive! CD-ROMs have been carefully produced, edited, and compressed into high quality QuickTime movies. Movies are only available on the Chemistry Comes Alive! CD-ROMs, but several samples are provided here.’

The joy in a place that is NSFW.

(3meg .wmv)

A pretty cool animated short about trusted computing.

(various Quicktimes)

‘Ipecac is a fluid that makes you vomit uncontrollably almost right after your drink it. Watch this guy take the ipecac challenge for $200.’

(12meg Windows Media)

When I first saw this Family Guy clip I thought they were exaggerating, but I’ve been proven wrong by reality. :)

(5.7meg .mp4)

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Have I blogged this before? I don’t remember. I’m drunk.

All I want is some more beer and for Jessica Alba to come to my house and drink the beer with me.

Is that too much to ask?

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Not as good as it sounds. I think the world passed the “go fuck yourself” stage a few years ago. At this point people should just be walking upto him and kicking him in the nuts, rather than heckling.

Still, it’s an improvement. :)

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`This guys reaction to being rudely awakened is insane. Imagine what he would do if you put his hand in warm water.’

(2meg .wmv)

(5meg Quicktime)

`All of us is crackheads out here right now. [..]

We goin’ up in this water, we gonna get these crack rocks. And whoever gets the most crack rocks is gonna be tha winner, fo’ sure.’

(4.7meg .wmv)

Not very nice for the fish, but interesting anyways.

(3.2meg Flash video)

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‘These kids decide to pee down a slide in the middle of the night at a park. After they finish the one guy thinks he can still safely walk down the slide but he is wrong.’

(3.3meg Windows media)

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