Happy Couple Awaits Pregnancy Test Results
(2meg Windows media)
Some guy: That’s not a good idea. You should take it out of your pocket.
Some guy with a gun in his pocket: It’s alright dude.
Some guy: I’m serious.
Some guy with a gun in his pocket:
(1.2meg Windows media)
`What Jimmy didn’t know was that Ralph was sick, a sickness that was not visible like smallpox but no less dangerous and contageous, a sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual. [..]
Finally Jimmy told his parents and they reported it to the juvenile authorities. Ralph was arrested and Jimmy was released on probation in the custody of his parents. [..]
One never knows when the homosexual is about. He may appear normal and it may be too late when you discover he is mentally ill.’
A shockwave animation of a strange Japanese hobby.
And by “Japanese hobby” I mean “presumably some form of sexual assault to the rest of the world”.
`now i’ve got that feeling once again
i can’t explain, you would not understand
this is not how i am..’
(80meg .wmv)
‘Just started bustin’ rhymes, finally found my groove,
Now the SS on my jacket stands for super smooth..
And when I step into the clubs you know I’m steppin’ with style,
I raise my left hand, party people say heil..’
(7.7meg Flash video)
A strange and probably offensive flash animation.
I’m a bit confused by it, really.
Texas Governor calls someone a mofo. He’s in all sorts of trouble because of it now, apparently.
Mofo is a cool word tho. :)
Relatively large, but it is absolutely hilarious.
Worth the download. :)
(7.5meg .wmv)
‘A British TV prankster squirts water from a fake microphone into Tom’s face while he gives an interview on the red carpet. To his credit, Tom remains incredibly restrained.’
‘Some guy straps a bunch of jets filled with what appears to be compressed air to the back of his backpack. He then releases the air sending him hundreds of feet into the air.’
(3meg .wmv)
‘Anti-pornography film produced by financier Charles Keating, linking pornography to the Communist conspiracy and the decline of Western civilization.’
Also, Perversion for Profit (Part II).
Various sized downloads.
‘A Russian is complaining to the camera that his workplace was late on making salary payments to the workers. This video is from March 2005 and the workers had not received a paycheck since November. The guy giving the interview is trying to be very serious while his buddy is completely drunk in the background.’
I’ll just say it’s not safe for work and leave it at that. :)
Best viewed with sound on.
‘British soldiers serving in Iraq crashed defense ministry computers in London last week after officials downloaded a spoof video the troops had made of a chart-topping song.
The soldiers’ four-minute video take of the 1971 hit ‘Is This The Way To Amarillo’ had officers laughing out loud back at London headquarters as they e-mailed copies to each other. [..]
In the spoof video, a soldier looking like Kay marches through a British base in Iraq calling on fellow troopers to join him, including two dressed only in underwear, webbing and rifles.’
And you can see the video here.
(4.1meg Windows media)
Amusing video from WoW (I think).
Reminds me of a friend of mine. Every time we tried to start a new Diablo multiplayer game the first thing he would do is race down and let the Butcher out. Invariably, soon after the game started there’d be a cry of “Aah, fuck! Dave’s the the Butcher out again. Help me! Help! Oh, don’t worry, I’m dead”, followed by much laughter from Dave himself and moans from everyone else.
Those were the days. :)
(6.6meg Flash video)