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Friday, February 23, 2007

Drug Test 911

‘The following system is provided as a free service for anyone researching different ways to pass a drug test. This system explains how to successfully pass a standard urine drug test using simple items you either have at home or can purchase at a grocery or drug store. It also explains how to successfully pass a hair drug test. The system is mainly designed for low to moderate-level users who will be taking a drug test at least 8 DAYS in the future.’


Hannity & Colmes Norad Tapes

Tapes of various flight controller communications on September 11, 2001.

(27.3meg Windows media)

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Jury rules against Microsoft in patent dispute

‘A federal jury said Thursday that software maker Microsoft Corp. infringed audio patents held by Alcatel-Lucent and should pay $1.52 billion in damages.

Tom Burt, Microsoft corporate vice president and deputy general counsel, said the verdict was unsupported by law or facts.

“Today’s outcome is disappointing for us and for the hundreds of other companies who have licensed MP3 technology.

“We will seek relief from the trial court, and if necessary appeal,” Burt said.’


Mass at Santa Fe church disrupted by porn recordings

‘Santa Fe police say an Ash Wednesday service at the cathedral was disrupted by pornographic messages from three CD players duct-taped to the underside of pews.

Santa Fe police Captain Gary Johnson says the CD players had been set to go off at 12:20 pm Wednesday during Mass in the Cathedral Basilica of Saint Francis.

Johnson says the recordings were full of foul language and pornographic messages.

Cathedral staff members removed the CD players, took them to the basement and called police. Church officials say churchgoers were not evacuated.’


Truck Hits Semi Head On

(1.5meg Windows media)

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Splash and Grab

‘The crimes are being called “splash and grab.” Take a look at how the crime plays out at a Wawa’s in south Philadelphia. The crooks take hot coffee or hot chocolate to the counter. They have no intention of paying for it. Instead, its tossed in the face of an un expecting cashier and in some cases police say the victims have been permanently disfigured.

“We can’t tell if it’s the same crew or a copy cat so until we review the surveillance tapes.”‘


10 years from extinction

‘Tasmanian devils could be extinct in just 10 years, researchers at a University of Tasmania forum in Hobart said yesterday.

Devil scientists overwhelmingly believed the last wild devil would die in under 20 years without major action.

That would spell the end for marsupials like bettongs and eastern-barred bandicoots.

“There was very strong consensus that if we don’t do something, extinction will happen on mainland Tasmania,” said Professor of Wildlife Research Hamish McCallum, senior scientist with the Devil Facial Tumour Disease program.’


Baby with a beating heart: the disturbing models of dead babies

‘It seems so innocuous: a baby doll, the very image of an innocent childhood plaything.

But, in a morbid and disturbing twist, there has been a surge in sales of “reborns”: lifelike dolls with beating hearts, hair, and even tiny veins, which are specially constructed replicas sold to the mourning parents of dead babies.

The dolls are being sold by the hundreds on eBay!, often marketed as a way for grieving parents to move on.’


Zeroes

(5.8meg Windows media)

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Bill Gates keeps close eye on kids’ computer time

‘Just because you’re the daughter of Bill Gates does not mean you get to play on your computer all day long.

The Microsoft founder said his 10-year-old daughter, his oldest child, was not a hard-core Internet and computer user until this year, when she started at a school where the students use tablet computers for almost everything. [..]

Gates said he and his wife Melinda decided to set a limit of 45 minutes a day of total screen time for games and an hour a day on weekends, plus what time she needs for homework.’


Police probe crash-scene

‘A 37-year-old woman who died in a crash at Dilston yesterday morning had three stab wounds to the chest.

The woman’s Hyundai was found about 70 metres from the East Tamar Highway about 5.50 am.

A kitchen-type knife was found embedded in the woman’s chest.

She died at the scene after police arrived without speaking to them.

Detective-Inspector Mike Otley said police were investigating whether the wounds were self-inflicted.

“We are treating it as a sudden death,” he said.

It is believed there are no suspicious circumstances.’


Midget Runs From Cops

The cop even tries to get him a job. Hilarious. :)

(17.8meg Windows media)

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How to perform your own Tongue Bifurcation

‘What you need:

– A tongue piercing
– Time (approx 22 days)
– 0.5mm Mono filament (Fishing line)
– Anti Bacterial Mouthwash (Preferably alcohol free)
– A pair of strong sharp scissors
– A high pain threshold and a strong sense of determination’


Chimps Observed Making Their Own Weapons

‘Chimpanzees living in the West African savannah have been observed fashioning deadly spears from sticks and using the hand-crafted tools to hunt small mammals — the first routine production of deadly weapons ever observed in animals other than humans.

The multi-step spear-making practice, documented by researchers in Senegal who spent years gaining the chimpanzees’ trust, adds credence to the idea that human forebears fashioned similar tools millions of years ago.

The landmark observation also supports the long-debated proposition that females — the main makers and users of spears among the Senegalese chimps — tend to be the innovators and creative problem solvers in primate culture.’


Thursday, February 22, 2007

Incestuous German pair fight case

‘A German brother and sister who live as a couple and have four children are going to Germany’s highest court to try to legalise their relationship.

The 29-year-old brother has already spent more than two years in prison for sleeping with his sister, and could be incarcerated again, his lawyer said.

The pair are currently drawing up an appeal to take before Germany’s constitutional court.

They argue they are being denied the right to sexual freedom.’

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House Explosion Caught On Police Car Dash Cam

‘Officer Ben Henrich of the Prescott Police Department tried to rescue the driver of a pickup truck after she crashed into a house.

The truck struck a natural gas line and three minutes later the house exploded killing the driver and injuring the officer.

Officer Henrich was three feet away from the house when it exploded and was pulled to safety by a fellow policeman.

Henrich suffered burns, cuts, and whiplash.

Authorities are investigating to determine why the pickup truck crashed into the house.’

(2.8meg Windows media)

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The Terrifying Toothpick Fish

‘The vast freshwater ecosystem of the Amazon River is home to abundant animal life, and many of its species thrive by virtue of their ferocity. If one were to ask the locals which of the river’s indigenous species is the most treacherous, a few might describe the roaming packs of carnivorous piranhas, or the massive anaconda snakes; but based on the general sentiment of the region, the most frequently uttered response would be “candirú.”‘


Man’s good intentions die by the sword

‘A man said he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

“Now I feel stupid,” said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. “This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake.”

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

“Where is she?” Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. “Where is she?” [..]

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.’


The Hiccup Girl

‘The NBC Today show aired this clip on Friday of a girl who has had the hiccups for over 3 weeks.’

(9.3meg Windows media)

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‘Fart bomb’ closes postal centre and roads

‘A smelly “fart bomb” had postal staff and firefighters holding their breath today when it burst at a postal sorting centre on Auckland’s North Shore.

The fart bomb was a giveaway in an internet magazine, but when other postal items were placed on top of the magazines being posted out the sachet bomb burst and released its contents shortly after daybreak. [..]

Acting deputy chief fire officer for the North Shore, Mike McEnaney, said the bomb was harmless but smelly and staff had no choice when they called the fire service.’


L.A.S.E.R. Tag

‘Defense contractors say that within the next 10 years they’ll have a solid state laser mounted on a Hummer that can put a hole in sheet of metal from several miles away. Well Dutch graffiti writers can pretty much do that now with this Hymermobil rocking a GRL L.A.S.E.R. Tagging System.

Find out from Agent Watson how this big fucking laser works and download the open source code.’

This is basically a big laser that lets you draw pictures on the sides of buildings.

(20.7meg Windows media)

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Greenpeace Asks Who’s Boning Mom on Earth Day

‘The naughty prints are only “kind of” sponsored by Greenpeace because Exit3a copywriter Tom Mullen admits to AdCritic they haven’t told the organization about the print series yet. “It’s probably not legal, but there’s too much paperwork, meetings and phone calls involved to get the campaign approved in time for Earth Day,” he explains. “I figure Greenpeace is too busy getting sued by conglomerates to bother suing a few people who are trying to promote the cause. They can always officially deny the vulgarity.”

If fortune favours the brave, perhaps that grace extends to those disinclined to ask permission for slapping mom-fucking ads out into the open and signing it Greenpeace.’


The true meaning behind the abortion pill

(3.2meg Windows media)

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Company ready to drill for hot rocks

‘An Australian company has announced ambitious plans to prove that potentially planet-saving hot rocks are not just a load of hot air.

Geodynamics Limited says it has secured a $32 million drilling rig from Texas and is on track to spud Australia’s first commercial-scale hot rock well by the middle of this year.

The well, to be sunk four kilometres underground in South Australia’s Cooper Basin, could be in commercial production by 2010 if all goes according to plan, the company says.’


Colombia clowns killed on stage

‘Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say.

The attacker jumped into the arena and fired before fleeing, police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Efe news agency.

Local reports say the audience of about 20 people, mostly children, thought the shooting was part of the show before realising both men had been killed.’


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

George Takei Responds To Tim Hardaway

Recently a former sportsman said he didn’t like gay people. George Takei [of Star Trek fame] responds.

(4.4meg Windows media)

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Karate Demonstration

I wouldn’t want to fight her.

(1.4meg Windows media)

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Islamic spies to snoop on Malaysian lovers

‘A Malaysian state plans to recruit “spies” from the public to snoop on unmarried lovers and report them to Islamic religious authorities, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

The Terengganu state government plans to enlist the part-time spies to look out for un-Islamic behaviour, such as unmarried couples kissing or holding hands, the Star daily said.

“Some of these ‘spies’ could be waitresses or even janitors at hotels acting as auxiliary undercover agents for our religious department,” the head of the state government’s Islamic and welfare committee, Rosol Wahid, was quoted as saying.’


I’m in the motherfucken phone booth

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Scrotum Art