moonbuggy

links to things.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Viagra-spiked wine nearly kills husband

”She tried to secretly give me a bit of extra “motivation” in bed with two pills of Viagra in a glass of wine.’

He was treated by doctors who confirmed he had suffered a massive heart attack.

Di Angelino added: ‘I’m not angry with her over it.

‘In fact, the whole episode of having a heart attack has made me cut down the stress in my life and pull back at work. And because of that our sexual relationship has got better.”


German court orders arrest of 13 CIA agents

‘A German court has ordered the arrest of 13 people in connection with the alleged CIA-backed kidnapping of a German citizen, regarded as one of the most notorious US “renditions” of a terror suspect, prosecutors said.

The prosecutor’s office in Munich, southern Germany, said the city’s administrative court had issued the arrest warrants against individuals thought to be CIA agents on suspicion of abduction and grievous bodily harm.

Authorities are probing allegations by Khaled el-Masri, a Lebanese-born German, that he was abducted by US agents in the Macedonian capital Skopje on New Year’s Eve 2003.’


Drunk Elvis

(6.3meg Google video)

see it here »


“Hot” patients setting off U.S. radiation alarms

‘With the rising use of radioisotopes in medicine and the growing use of radiation detectors in a security-conscious nation, patients are triggering alarms in places where they may not even realize they’re being scanned, doctors and security officials say.

Nearly 60,000 people a day in the United States undergo treatment or tests that leave tiny amounts of radioactive material in their bodies, according to the Society of Nuclear Medicine. It is not enough to hurt them or anyone else, but it is enough to trigger radiation alarms for up to three months.’

tq b NR QDPllbk kVf

Stephen Colbert Day Announced

‘This is just another reason why Stephen Colbert rules. For those of you who don’t know, last week Stephen Colbert made a hockey game bet with Oshawa, Ontario Mayor John Gray. If Colbert’s team lost, he would have to wear the opposing team’s jersey. If Mr. Gray’s team lost, he would have to declare his own birthday, March 20, to be “Stephen Colbert Day” in his city of Oshawa, Ontario (that’s in Canada btw).

Colbert’s team won. March 20th is officially “Stephen Colbert Day” in Oshawa, Ontario. Here’s Colbert’s victory phone conversation with Mayor John Gray.’

(10.8meg Flash video)

see it here »


Postie’s prank fails to amuse

‘A New Zealand postal worker who is in trouble for scrawling abusive comments on school exam results says it was all supposed to be a joke.

The arrival of final year exam results can be fraught enough without free and frank character analysis scrawled by a mischievous postie.

Daniel Zeigler recognised the names of students at his former Christchurch secondary school while he was sorting their exam results.

The 18-year-old offered a somewhat blunt critique of their leaving certificate efforts in blue marker pen.

New Zealand Post, embarrassed by the incident, is promising to review its procedures but apparently cannot charge the temporary worker because under the law, sorting and stuffing exam results in envelopes is not regarded as tampering with the mail.

Mr Zeigler says everyone should lighten up – it was just a joke.’

ZSPz ASl gE I fo f FpTGVxz

Police Chief Writes Himself Ticket

‘Village of Kewaskum Police Chief Richard Knoebel said he was driving to work when he became distracted by a truck stopping on one side of the street.

He said he didn’t see a school bus with its lights flashing and a stop sign out on the other side of the four-lane road.

The chief said he didn’t know he had passed the stopped bus until it was too late.

When he realized what he had done, he issued himself a $235 ticket.

“When we get someone for not stopping for a flashing school bus we give them a citation. So I shouldn’t be any different so I did,” Knoebel said.

Not only did the chief have to pay a hefty fine, he gave himself a four-point penalty on his license.’


Elementary Teacher Sanctinoned Kid Fight

‘Elementary School Teacher allows two kids to fight class in Syria as he captures it on camera.’

see it here »

b xieej x I hg

Woman who miscarried after arrest sues

‘A woman who lost her premature baby a day after she was thrown in jail is suing the police department and two arresting officers who repeatedly ignored her pleas for medical help.

A police videotape released Tuesday shows Sofia Salva telling officers numerous times last Feb. 5 that she was pregnant, bleeding and needed to go to a hospital.

After the ninth request, the tape shows, a female officer asked: “How is that my problem?”’

Update: now with the video.

(42.1meg Windows media)

see it here »


Man, Yoda the dog travel on riding mower

‘Joined by his dog Yoda, Paul Woods travels by day and sleeps in a tent at night. His vehicle: a riding mower. “You’ve got to be pretty strange and pretty weird to be driving a tractor mower across country,” Woods, 44, said. [..]

Woods’ ultimate destination is Virginia, where he claims his late mother left him a house. He said he took care of her in Alaska until her death.

Woods said he left Alaska in 2005 and has been riding his mower or getting rides from sympathetic pickup drivers who hoist his vehicle in the back of the truck.

The mower’s maximum speed is 15 mph, but it’s weighted down by tools, snacks and the dog. [..]

“This is not cold,” he told the Herald Journal. “Alaska can be cold. … You have to wear goggles or your eyeballs will freeze.”‘

y mx QIt HQ abqkl sae

Rape victim is jailed on old warrant

‘A college student who told police she had been raped was jailed for two days after officers found an old warrant accusing her of failing to pay restitution for a 2003 theft arrest.

While she was behind bars, a jail worker refused to give her a second dose of the morning-after contraceptive pill because of the worker’s religious convictions, the college student’s attorney said.

The 21-year-old woman was released Monday only after attorney Vic Moore reported her plight to the local media.’

S c Bv

Registered sex offender wins $14 million lottery prize

‘Edward Cowal, a registered sex offender in Florida, was the sole winner of a $14 million lottery drawing, officials said.

He elected to take a lump sum settlement of nearly $8 million before taxes.

State records show that Cowal has an extensive record of arrests for alleged offenses beginning in 1993, including burglary, lewd and lascivious or indecent assault upon a child, trespass, aggravated assault and driving under the influence.’


Ricky Gervais – Nursery Rhymes

Ricky Gervais talking about the morals behind nursery rhymes. He’s pretty funny. :)

(10meg Flash video)

see it here »


Cheerleaders, Soldiers, Booze and Sex

‘It was supposed to be college day for the students of Ware Shoals High School in South Carolina, a chance to learn about educational prospects at a local institution. But according to police, two of the school’s cheerleaders ditched the event (the exact date hasn’t been made public) and instead headed to a motel with Jill Moore, their coach. There, they met up for a tryst with two National Guardsmen who recruited at their school. Moore loosened things up by allegedly providing the girls with vodka. Then, the cops say, she repaired to a room with one of the soldiers and set up a different room for the two cheerleaders and the other soldier to “hook up.” According to authorities, the second Guardsman and one of the girls later admitted that they had a sexual relationship.’

xRRkwmzoTM JGRlWmV

Toll Booth Prank

‘This is a pretty funny prank. The best part of it is what he asks the toll booth attendant at the very end of the video.’

(3.8meg Windows media)

see it here »


Beheading plot foiled

‘An alleged plot to kidnap and murder a British Muslim soldier in a ‘Ken Bigley-style’ execution was foiled by security forces in Birmingham today.

Eight people were arrested during a series of pre-dawn raids in the city as part of a major nationwide anti-terror investigation.

Sources said it marked a “new departure” for terrorism in the UK and that a major “close quarters” terror strike had been thwarted. [..]

The intended hostage – said to be a young Muslim soldier in the British army who had served in Afghanistan – would have been filmed, made to plead for his life and ultimately executed, sources alleged.’

g v CO

‘Suspicious Packages’ That Paralyzed Boston Part of Cartoon Network Marketing Campaign

‘A suspicious package alert that shut down downtown Boston Wednesday afternoon was actually part of an elaborate marketing campaign by the Cartoon Network to spark interest in its “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” show.

After state and local officials said they were launching an investigation into a series of “suspicious packages” found around the city, the Cartoon Network released a statement saying the packages were magnetic lights that pose no danger.

“They are part of an outdoor marketing campaign in 10 cities in support of Adult Swim’s animated television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” the statement said.’

vmh hDjlfG rEuGGHylwsxCWP IkiFr

Sea Launch Rocket Explodes On Pad

‘A commercial Sea Launch Zenit 3SL rocket disintegrated in a fiery catastrophe aboard its oceangoing platform Tuesday, destroying a sophisticated telecommunications satellite payload in a dramatic launch pad explosion reminiscent of the space program’s early days.

The Ukrainian/Russian booster was igniting its main engine when the 20-story vehicle inexplicably fell, triggering a hellish fireball that engulfed the floating Odyssey platform.’

(833kB Flash video)

see it here »

PWg WT jxh niRK b

The ‘Beat Your Man’ Holiday

In parts of India, for one day a year women are allowed to beat men with sticks.

(4.4meg Windows media)

see it here »

oVrwSojP

What will Hermione say, Harry?

‘Divested of his clothes, not to mention the lightning scar on his forehead, this is Harry Potter a million miles from Hogwarts.

Between filming the fifth and sixth Potter movies, 17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe is appearing on the West End stage in a revival of Peter Shaffer’s controversial play Equus.’


Quebec town to immigrants: you can’t kill women

‘mmigrants wishing to live in the small Canadian town of Herouxville, Quebec, must not stone women to death in public, burn them alive or throw acid on them, according to an extraordinary set of rules released by the local council. [..]

“We wish to inform these new arrivals that the way of life which they abandoned when they left their countries of origin cannot be recreated here,” said the declaration, which makes clear women are allowed to drive, vote, dance, write checks, dress how they want, work and own property.

“Therefore we consider it completely outside these norms to … kill women by stoning them in public, burning them alive, burning them with acid, circumcising them etc.”‘

W gxBa gVmmhlVcr

Loss of TV van estimated at $250,000

‘A WDJT-TV (Channel 58) engineer told Muskego police Monday that the loss of the live transmitting van that broke through an iced-over channel on Big Muskego Lake would be up to $250,000.

Crews chipped away ice Monday from the submerged news van, which broke into the channel while the station was preparing a segment on snowmobiles and ice safety. [..]

“This story hits close to home for our cbs 58 family. While doing a story on thin ice yesterday one of our colleagues mistook a frozen channel for a road at Big Muskego Lake. One of our mobile live units wound up submerged in about 5 feet of water. Fortunately, nobody was hurt.”‘

(1.2meg Windows media)

see it here »

yfpv cEv ion Q vUjsTeyAjuL gm

Pogo Stick Pops Guy In Face

‘This dude jumps onto a pogo stick and his foot slips off causing the pogo to snap back into his face.’

(1.6meg Windows media)

see it here »

hgw dDx y an

‘Terror-Free’ Gas May Be Coming to a Street Near You

‘How far would you drive for a gallon of “terror-free” gas?

Consumers in Omaha, Neb., will be able to answer that question soon as the nation’s first “terror-free” gas station is scheduled to open there Thursday. [..]

The Terror-Free Oil Initiative, a group that says it is dedicated to encouraging Americans to buy gasoline that originates from countries that do not export or finance terrorism, is the driving force behind the idea.’


Soaring temperatures ‘unstoppable’

‘Immediate reductions in greenhouse gas emissions will not halt the continuing damage to Australia’s environment, a Federal Government researcher warns.

The CSIRO expects Sydney’s maximum temperatures to rise 1.6 degrees by 2030 and 4.8 degrees by 2070.

Average rainfall will decrease by 40 per cent and water evaporation rates will jump 24 per cent by 2040 under the scorching conditions.

By 2050, annual heat-related deaths of people over 65 will increase almost eight times from 176 to 1312.’


Lawsuit Filed After Songwriter Starves In Hospital

‘The family of 50s songwriter, Julius Dixson, has filed suit against a Manhattan Hospital charging the elderly man died of neglect after routine surgery.

Julius Dixson, Jr., 53, says there is no way his father should have starved to death in a hospital. “I’m outraged. I’m hurt by it,” he said. [..]

The son said his father’s health deteriorated, and he didn’t go on a feeding tube until January 29, 2004 — the day before he died. The younger Dixson said his father, nine days after the surgery, told him, “If I die in here, you go after them.”‘

t XG ji YXSr MR

Unexpected Mishaps

It’s an ad for an insurance company, but it’s still funny. :)

(1.1meg Windows media)

see it here »

dfJLs qv z

GW Pharma to test fat-fighting marijuana drug

`Britain’s GW Pharmaceuticals Plc said Tuesday it plans to start human trials of an experimental treatment for obesity derived from cannabis. [..]

“The cannabis plant has 70 different cannabinoids in it, and each has a different effect on the body,” GW Managing Director Justin Gover told Reuters.

“Some can stimulate your appetite, and some in the same plant can suppress your appetite. It is amazing both scientifically and commercially,” he said in a telephone interview.’


Bill Gates on the Daily Show

.. and the real reason for his quick exit.

(22.9 and 1.6meg Flash videos)

see it here »

V TpwyINTCagrV j TnMeyVJFo

Greased, naked student disrupts lunch

`A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.

Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.

“That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess,” Gaylor said. [..]

Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.

Killian is in jail and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.’

iqPPpRcQezXhYmkh UGNs Y