moonbuggy

So, I bought a domain name for fun. :)

At the moment it just redirects to the blog hosted at blogspot, but I’m probably going to start migrating some stuff over to the new domain when I sort out some cheap hosting..

`A British man was sent a letter threatening him with hospitalisation and horrors worse than the London bombings if he failed to pay his phone bill, a newspaper said.

The Royal Mail customer was warned in an unsigned letter on official notepaper that the terrorist attacks which killed 56 people would be nothing compared to the suffering heading his way, the Daily Mirror reported. [..]

“Failure to pay will result in you being hospitalised,” the chilling letter warned.

“If you thought the events of July 7 and July 21 were bad, that is nothing compared to what will happen to you.

“If you fail to pay your outstanding bill, we have told you verbally what we will do to you. This is just to remind you we will carry out our promise.”‘

`LMOS is a minimalist operating system targetting multimedia presentations, written with simplicity in mind. Due to its tiny x86 assembly core, it easily fits on a standard floppy: just write LMOS and your pictures to a CD or floppy, and it will boot and play on any IBM-PC compatible computer. [..]

The default LMOS theme contains the following images, which are amongst the most famous shock images available on the Internet:

* hello.jpg (as seen on goatse.cx)
* tub.jpg (as seen on tubgirl.com)
* loopback.jpg (as seen on goatse.cx)
* harlequin.jpg
* pooped.jpg (as seen on bangedup.com)
* pillowfight.jpg
* lemonparty.jpg (as seen on lemonparty.org)

The default LMOS background music is the famous “HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO” sample.’

A faith in God,
A friendly smile!
He’ll warm your heart,
then rape your child!

`A sailor has been rescued after drifting around the English Channel for two days in his half-built boat with only beer to drink.

The 52-year-old Dutch man living in Southampton took to sea after he had an argument with his wife, Portland Coastguard said. [..]

A coastguard spokesman said: “He said he had been drifting for two days when we found him and he had no supplies except plenty of beer.

“He told us that he had been working on his boat for three years as a project and had set to sea after arguing with his wife.

“The powerboat was only half-built. It had all the equipment – radar, engines – but the man’s electrics did not work so he could not start the engine.’

`This 1883 book is without question the worst phrasebook ever written. The writer, Pedro Carolino, who was Portuguese, did not particularly speak English, nor did he have a Portuguese-English dictionary available. Instead, he worked with a French-English phrasebook and a Portuguese-French dictionary. The results, I’m sure you’ll agree, are staggering.’

`In 2001, FEMA warned that a hurricane striking New Orleans was one of the three most likely disasters in the U.S. But the Bush administration cut New Orleans flood control funding by 44 percent to pay for the Iraq war.’

Hurricane pictures.

`A Duluth man with a sexual fetish for large rubber exercise balls was sentenced to probation Thursday.

Christopher Neil Bjerkness, 27, pleaded guilty to criminal damage to property and third-degree burglary. [..]

Bjerkness admitted to using a knife to damage about 72 exercise balls on three occasions last year at the University of Minnesota Duluth Sports and Health Center. The different sized balls were valued at $30 to $60 each.

Bjerkness also admitted to using a knife to slash at least 20 fitness balls at the St. Mary’s Duluth Clinic Center for Personal Fitness. He said he entered the center by jimmying a locked door with his knife. [..]

According to court documents, Bjerkness told Duluth police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. He said he popped some of them with his hands.’

`A man who claimed he was sleepwalking when he molested three girls in his home has been convicted of rape and other charges.

Jeffrey S. Buske, 38, faces up to 25 years in prison at his sentencing Thursday. [..]

Sgt. Eric Weisburn said Buske claimed he had a problem with sleepwalking and may have mistaken the girls for his wife.’

`Police have arrested the woman and charged her with child abuse and exposure of sexual organs.

The children range in age from 5 to 15 years old. Police say they will be turned over to relatives.

The woman says that God told her that she and her children should walk down the street naked.’

`President Bush answered growing antiwar protests yesterday with a fresh reason for US troops to continue fighting in Iraq: protection of the country’s vast oil fields, which he said would otherwise fall under the control of terrorist extremists. [..]

”If Zarqawi and [Osama] bin Laden gain control of Iraq, they would create a new training ground for future terrorist attacks,” Bush said. ”They’d seize oil fields to fund their ambitions. They could recruit more terrorists by claiming a historic victory over the United States and our coalition.”‘

`Two separate pictures on Yahoo have two separate captions which pose a very striking question over the difference between “looting” and “finding”.

The pictures were taken after the hurricane which devastated three southern states earlier this week continued to afflict flooded New Orleans.

The first picture and caption, here shows a black resident wading through chest deep water “after looting” a grocery store.

But a second picture and caption shows two white residents again wading through chest deep water “after finding” bread and soda in a local grocery store.

What’s the difference? We guess all three people are desperate to drink and to eat.’

`When Archie the black labrador lost his owner on a lonely Scottish station, he jumped aboard the first train home.

Not only did the dog catch the right train, he got off at the right station, the Mail on Sunday newspaper reports. [..]

“He is a very intelligent dog,” Mr Taitt said.

“When he could not find me, he simply took the right train home. He’s been on that train before. I am convinced he knew it was the right one. But who knows?”

Closed-circuit television footage shows the dog waiting for his master at the station before watching the Aberdeen to Inverness train pull in.’

`A 30-year-old man was off to play pool when three women asked him to direct them to a hotel and he claims they raped him in turn after they had had drinks. [..]

“On the way to the hotel, the driver suddenly changed direction and drove to an open piece of veld near the Durban Roodepoort Deep mine.

“One of the women pulled out a gun and held up the man while the other two undressed.

“Then all three of them raped him in turn, with one of them keeping the gun pointed at him,” said [some policewoman].’

Looks like some good driving.

`The Tanaka Auto Door opens automatically when you stand in front of it. Even better, it only opens just enough to let the individual person come in.

The Auto Door consists of individual slats that slide open and closed from the side of the door. Each slat is half the width of the door; each slat has a sensor. If you stand in front of the door, the sensors determine how much of the door needs to open to allow you to enter. ‘

`When FBI supervisors in Miami met with new interim U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta last month, they wondered what the top enforcement priority for Acosta and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales would be.

Would it be terrorism? Organized crime? Narcotics trafficking? Immigration? Or maybe public corruption?

The agents were stunned to learn that a top prosecutorial priority of Acosta and the Department of Justice was none of the above. Instead, Acosta told them, it’s obscenity. Not pornography involving children, but pornographic material featuring consenting adults.’

`RentMyDaughter provides safe and trustworthy child-rental services in multiple metropolitan areas. Our service area is growing every year and we are on target to provide services in 50 cities by the end of 2006. [..]

We pride ourselves in being a one-of-a-kind company with a near-perfect track record. We are constantly evaluating our procedures to be sure we are offering a 100% safe environment for everyone involved.

Our goal is to provide reliable child-rental services in a fun and safe environment. We strive to make customer satisfaction a priority. Feel free to contact us with any cares or concerns. We thank you for your past and continued business. ‘

`[..] American adults in general do not understand what molecules are (other than that they are really small). Fewer than a third can identify DNA as a key to heredity. Only about 10 percent know what radiation is. One adult American in five thinks the Sun revolves around the Earth, an idea science had abandoned by the 17th century. [..]

Lately, people who advocate the teaching of evolution have been citing Dr. Miller’s ideas on what factors are correlated with adherence to creationism and rejection of Darwinian theories. In general, he says, these fundamentalist views are most common among people who are not well educated and who “work in jobs that are evaporating fast with competition around the world.”‘

`At laserglow, we have the complete solution! A high power, compact laser source which operates on 2 “C” cell alkaline batteries! Whether you are a research technician, a scientist, or your industrial application requires a portable, high power laser source, the GHL series of portable lasers is designed for you! Please be aware that these are HIGH POWER lasers, and are too powerful for most pointing applications.’

`Senior Constable Ian Henderson said the 19-year-old man sounded rather traumatised when he contacted police at 2.21am on Wednesday.

“He said he had woken up to find a sheep sleeping in his bed and he was sure it was pregnant.”

Police did not ask how the young man came to that conclusion. [..]

However, when he checked on her the next morning, it appeared his bed mate had hoofed it some time during the night and she was no where to be found.

A scene check by police later that morning failed to find any trace of the sheep. “There certainly wasn’t any dags, wool or hoof marks in the bed.” [..]

The man has admitted being very intoxicated that night.’

`A former Scottish police chief has given lawyers a signed statement claiming that key evidence in the Lockerbie bombing trial was fabricated.

The retired officer – of assistant chief constable rank or higher – has testified that the CIA planted the tiny fragment of circuit board crucial in convicting a Libyan for the 1989 mass murder of 270 people. [..]

The officer, who was a member of the Association of Chief Police Officers Scotland, is supporting earlier claims by a former CIA agent that his bosses “wrote the script” to incriminate Libya.’

`This guys reaction to being rudely awakened is insane. Imagine what he would do if you put his hand in warm water.’

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‘I’m selling a photo of my mom naked because she’s fuckin pissing me off. I’ll take the photo once the bids have finished. I’ll probably only get like 5 bucks but at least that’s gonna get me a beer and some pokies at the local pub.

If you wanna know what she looks like young Mother Teresa. I’m not putting her photo up on this page cause I’ll get in the shit, so when you get it you gotta promise to keep it to yourself or something.

I take no responsibility if you die when you see her.

I’ll probably take it when shes like getting outta the shower, I’m movin to England so what do I care.’