moonbuggy

`Google Sightseeing takes you to the best tourist spots in the world via Google Maps’ satellite imagery.’

`* Above all, who works vocationally much in sitting, will appreciate the liberty of sacfree®
* sacfree® is offered in cheeky designs
* With sacfree® there is something more to see.
A new temptation for touching.’

‘A 911 dispatcher has apologized after responding to a mother’s plea for help with an unruly child by saying: “OK. Do you want us to come over to shoot her?”

The woman, identified only as Lori in Wednesday’s editions of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, said she recently phoned authorities after coming home to find her daughters fighting. She told the call-taker her 12-year-old, who had kicked a hole in the door, was out of control.’

I say shoot the mother for not being able to control her own kids.

Update: Now with audio of the 911 call.

‘You are… an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being “nonreligious,” atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.’

I am also 67% satanist, 67% buddist and 50% pagan. Hooray for me. :)

`I could elaborate on the complete frustration I feel from trying to keep the bus on the road safely. Suffice to say the bus driver now has a firm belief in the afterlife and we haven’t ruled out danger money for the position.

Please don’t get me wrong, I could handle the first 35 times of being fucked around, (the apologetic kiss from customer support was always welcome). Now that you’ve turned it into a bizarre form of sado-masochism complete with scratching and biting, I feel I have to complain…

I look forward to discussing every single frustrating event of the past 8 months with you.

I SINCERELY HOPE YOU CUNTS NEVER BUILD PLANES’

`[..] designers left out a critical component: handicapped accessibility. And if town meeting fails to approve money to provide that accessibility, a state board will order the park closed. [..]

“I find this very disconcerting,” said board member Myra Berloff, director of the state Office on Disability.

“(The park) seems to be a lovely place. It’s a place where the community gathers. I understand that these are errors, but I am inclined to say that until it is open to everyone, it is open to no one.”‘

`In case you haven’t left the house or turned on MTV in the past 12 months, pink is hot for guys. And girls are hot for guys in pink. [..]

“Some boys are even buying girls’ shoes because they have pink accents,” [some shop owner] said. One reason for the red-hot trend is that pink’s a “clean” color, and many of today’s hottest artists — Kanye West, P. Diddy, Usher — are sporting cleaner, less sloppy, less baggy styles, DiMambro said.

But this color craze goes beyond clothes. Look around, and you’ll see guys jamming on pink iPods and cruising on pink skateboards.’

‘The waters comin’ through me fucken ceiling, you fucken arseholes!’

see it here »

`I hate to do this but she has left me no choice. This is my first auction and I’m told by my friends that it will be a good one. Pay the listing fees and tell the world.

My wife is on another work trip…THIS TIME TO THE FRENCH QUARTER!!! Work? Yea right. While she is gone I want to make some changes…time to get rid of some stuff that is in my way. First thing out the door is a jewelry box full of who knows what. I don’t know what is in it but it will be boxed and shipped as is. Family heirlooms, gold, silver, diamonds, junk…who knows. What I do know is that it is going to be wearing a tracking number this time next week.’

`The Fear of Getting Rid of Stuff..’

These guys are idiots. They hurt themselves and roll around screaming in pain.

I don’t know what else they expected to happen. :)

(900k .wmv)

see it here »

(2meg .wmv)

`Pterosaurs (ter’?·sôrs) are flying reptiles with leathery or membranous wings attached to the sides of their bodies and supported by an elongated fourth digit on their forelimbs. They were created by the Lord on the fifth day of His Creation Week (Genesis 1:20-22) and were a constant presence in the skies over Eden, where they peacefully ate fruit and plants. After the Fall, many of their descendants degenerated to a carnivorous diet and became feared by man, although non-wicked specimens preserved on the Ark helped to temper this degenerative tendency after the Flood. Various Pterosaur kinds were common throughout Eurasia and Northern Africa up until the early Middle Ages and interacted extensively with Man. Today, although Evolutionists falsely insist that they are extinct, pterosaurs can still be found, hidden away in the unexplored wilds of our world.’

`We’re not just offering you a tiny, 1 acre parcel of land on the Moon, Mars or any other boring planet like some companies.

No, we’re giving you free and clear, legal title to a full square mile piece of Uranus!

Included in your deed are the full mining rights so you can penetrate deep inside your piece of Uranus.

If you’re worried about the population explosion on Uranus and don’t want to buy a piece of the surface of Uranus you can have a ring around Uranus or even a big bright moon!’

All you need is some sticky tape and super glue.

With pictures, not really safe for work.

`”Disneyland is fighting a California appeals court decision that its rollercoaster-like rides (Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Matterhorn Bobsleds, etc.) must adhere to the same safety standards as public buses and actual railroads. The court decision would require rollercoaster operators in California to use ‘utmost care and diligence’ as opposed to merely ‘reasonable care,’ which is the current standard. I’m not quite sure how ‘utmost care and diligence’ is compatible with rollercoasters at all.”‘

`A study of 100,000 pupils in 31 countries around the world has concluded that using computers makes kids dumb. Avoiding PCs in the classroom and at home improved the literacy and numeracy of the children studied. The UK’s Royal Economic Society finds no ground for the correlation that politicans make between IT use and education.’

I am a dingle berry, apparently.

`This web site provides browsers with images and information from one of the world’s largest collection of well-preserved, sectioned and stained brains of mammals. Viewers can see and download photographs of brains of over 100 different species of mammals (including humans) representing 17 mammalian orders.’

`The return of suprnova.org’

Usually I don’t much care for these videos of people on BMX’s or whatever, but this guy is pretty damn cool.

And I’m drunk.

So ha! :)

`..hundert dreissig, hundert vierzig..’

(1meg .wmv)

who took my frog
who found my frog

`WebTracer is an project based on the intention to visualise the structure of the web. There are many applications that analyse websites for structural integrity and diagnostic purposes, but few reveal the visual structure that web hypertext creates. Webtracer represents this structure as a three dimensional molecular diagram, with pages as nodes(atoms) and links as the strings(atomic forces) that connect those nodes together.’

It didn’t work for me, something wrong with my GL drivers. [shrug] But the demo graphics look cool. :)

`This part of the site is mainly a collection of Japanese pornographic magazine covers.
They have not been altered or edited in any way by me. This is how they were really published.

Take the image on the right for example. It’s obviously meant to say “Fresh Elegance”, but even that alone seems a bit strange.’

Not safe for work.