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`If you thought White Castle’s Slyders are tough on your body, wait till you try the onion rings, according to a lawsuit that calls the rings “unreasonably dangerous.”‘

`”Operation Schoolyard USA” promises on its Web site that the campaign would be “coming to a school near you.”

“According to their Web site, their motto is, ‘We don’t just entertain racist kids. We create them,” DeBoskey said.

The target audience, according to Panzerfaust Records, is middle and high school children ages 13 to 19.’

`Employees and customers at the store did not think the man was serious, so they laughed at him. The man then left, police said.

The aspiring thief then went to a beauty supply store down the street, and demanded money there. When a female employee said she did not have any money, the man started hitting the cash register with his sticks, officers said.’

Chaotic..

This isn’t a flash game. Download and execute.

‘A mob in northeast Nigeria has beaten a government official to death after he was accused of causing a man’s penis to disappear, police said on Wednesday.’

`Police are looking for three suspects in an armed robbery. The man with the gun was on crutches. [..]

The robbers fled in a 1990 Gray Chevy Lumina with Nebraska license plates.’

`Flesh-eating bacteria cases, fatal pneumonia and life-threatening heart infections suddenly are popping up around the country, striking healthy people and stunning their doctors. [..]

Until a few years ago, these drug-resistant infections were unheard of except in hospital patients, prison inmates and the chronically ill. Now, resistant strains are infecting healthy children, athletes and others with no connection to a hospital.’

`An Edmonton man facing a hate-crimes charge stemming from postings on his website claims he is linked with extraterrestrials seeking a new world economic order. Reinhard Mueller, 61 – charged with wilfully promoting hatred against Jewish people via the Internet – was in provincial court yesterday [..]

“Neglect to proceed and you will earn judgment from the Starfleet Commanders on your leadership heads!”‘

`After years of wavering, the Kremlin announced Thursday it will throw Russia’s decisive vote behind the 1997 Kyoto climate change treaty, making it likely that its tough curbs on carbon dioxide emissions – which the US has decried as a brake on economic growth – could become global law within months.’

`Japanese scientists claim to have discovered a new element, and are considering naming it ‘japonium’, a researcher said yesterday.

The element, atomic number 113, would be the densest known to man if confirmed by international experts.’

`Celebrating the unity of your eyebrows’

with pictures.

Pretending to park toy cars in real car parking spaces. You’ll see what I mean.

`Swedish authorities have turned down a request by two parents to register Superman as a name for their child. [..]

The local tax authorities said ‘no’, arguing the name could lead to the boy being subjected to ridicule in later life.’

`The ad campaign began at the start of the month and sparked a big stir over a T-shirt with a simple phrase — “I Can’t … I’m Mormon.”

Students, professors and administrators felt the slogan implied wearers wished they could drink, smoke or have casual sex but were prevented only because they are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.’

`”It sounds humorous, but it really isn’t,” [said] Bob Sniff, whose dog has been sprayed three times [..]’

`A giant spider shut down a school yesterday.

The speckled brown exotic creature — as big as a man’s palm — crawled from a set of drums brought in from Senegal for a music workshop.’

`I like music , I have many many music enstrumans my home I can play

I like sport , swiming , basketball , tenis , volayball , walk ………

I like sex [..]

Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate …..

She can stay my home ……..’

`China has ordered television networks not to run unauthorised contests using mobile phone text messaging after a state-run station held a lottery to guess the death toll from the school siege tragedy in Beslan, Russia.’

She doesn’t seem very impressed. Probably not safe for work.

`A man was arrested for trying to sell plutonium in an undercover investigation, the Kyrgyz security agency said Tuesday amid rising worries of a growing black market trade in radioactive materials.

National Security Service agents posing as buyers arrested the man on Sept. 21 after confirming that he was in possession of plutonium-239 [..]’

Ever wonder why keyboards are arranged as they are?

`A Brighton man who allegedly has been waging a personal jihad on trees in his neighborhood was sent for a 20-day psychiatric evaluation yesterday after telling a Brighton District Court psychiatrist he has “a responsibility to keep trees from producing pine cones.”‘

`Most devotees drink the midstream of their morning urine. Some prefer it straight and steaming hot; others mix it with juice or serve it over fruit. Some prefer a couple of urine drops mixed with a tablespoon of water applied sublingually several times a day. Some wash themselves in their own golden fluid to improve their skin quality.’

`Diners wanting to tuck into a restaurant’s £12 gourmet burgers were told they had to sign a disclaimer. Managers at the Marriott West India Quay in east London’s Docklands asked customers to complete the form if they wanted rare or medium-rare meat.’

`A family meal erupted into a gun battle after a father and son clashed over how to cook chicken. [..]

“It started out as a physical confrontation, but it escalated until both of them were shooting at each other,” [a policeman said]’

`The director of a company providing drug sniffer dogs has been charged with producing and possessing marijuana after raids on an underground nursery at his Gold Coast home.

Acting police superintendent Jim Keogh said today police uncovered an elaborate drug laboratory buried in a bunker style facility in the backyard of a property in Clagiraba.’

`On the newly-released “Girls on Bulls” DVD, 18 topless girls participate in a “bull riding competition,” where the girls move on to the next round by having the “sexiest ride.”

DVD spokesman Miles Lucas says it “definitely gets a little wild” during the girls’ nearly 3-minute rides as whip cream, squirt guns and lots of making out are employed by the college-aged girls to win the $1,000 cash prize.’

`The Wireless Lude is a 1982 Honda Prelude that has been fitted with a computer running Windows XP. Its functions as of yet include music play back via Windows Media player, a very useful in-car internet terminal, GPS navigation, and it uploads remote photos to the web while in motion.’

with pictures.

`A Kalispell man was arrested Friday for allegedly attempting to board a commercial airplane with a meth lab.

Steven K. Konopatzke, 43, reportedly carried the components for making methamphetamine in carry-on luggage. [..]

Security workers reportedly also found sulfuric acid in Konopatzke’s checked luggage.’