`After getting his hair trimmed, he was about to leave, when two women working in the parlour approached him and allegedly tried to seduce him by touching him and making obscene gestures.
Two male employees at the parlour joined them eventually. The men tried to force Mazhar into a complete body massage.’
`The night club offers its VIP clients the opportunity to have a syringe-injected microchip implanted in their upper arms that not only gives them special access to VIP lounges, but also acts as a debit account from which they can pay for drinks.’
`In the past year, the average prices paid for access to fiber-optic networks connecting European cities and linking U.S. cities have fallen 49 percent and 55 percent respectively [..]’
`11. Wanted to get some names for people we should pray for this week.
10. You weren’t supposed to be back from lunch until 1.
9. I’m studying to be an Ob-Gyn.’
`Authorities suspected the boys of stealing a teacher’s ring. Now, the mothers are suing in federal court. [..]
Four special-ed students all tell the same story — of being falsely accused, held against their will, threatened, and ordered to strip down.’
`A pilot flying a Delta Air Lines jet was injured by a laser that illuminated the cockpit of the aircraft [..]
A doctor who examined the pilot determined that he had suffered a burned retina from exposure to a laser device [..]
Officials were unsure of the source of the laser and could not determine whether the exposure was deliberate or accidental.’
`Wendy Ellen Mitchell didn’t even know the Brisbane couple whose wedding she gatecrashed earlier this month. [..]
Police told the court Mitchell had arrived at the Uniting Church in Albert St about 3pm where the wedding was in progress.
She then pulled up a pew and started smoking before telling the bride, “Don’t f—king do it, you silly bitch.”‘
`A man sunbathing nude on the terrace of a bar died after getting into a fight with a patron who complained. [..]
No immediate charges were filed.’
‘A man who believed he was a pirate at sea when he was actually a prisoner in the Dunedin police cells has been admitted to Dunedin Hospital after his drug-induced pyschosis failed to wear off. [..]
Police inquiries have revealed that on Saturday the man drank the juice of a garden plant [containing mescalin]’
followup to Naked ‘Pirate’ arrested in NZ.
`A man died from asthma after being bitten several times by his pet hamster [..]
The man, who was in his 40s, suffered from an allergic disease called anaphylaxis after the hamster’s saliva entered his body, setting off asthmatic symptoms.’
`I have ridden all my life and over the years I have owned several different motorbikes. [..]
I travel a lot and one of my favorite destinations leads North from Kiev, towards so called Chernobyl “dead zone”, which is 130kms from my home. Why my favorite? Because one can take long rides there on empty roads.’
with pictures.
`A man who told police he wanted to avoid traffic gridlock has been ticketed for landing a helicopter in his back yard. [..]
On his flight to Teterboro, Kjekstad told police he saw bumper-to-bumper traffic on the Merritt and chose to fly directly home instead.’
`Welcome to Farmer’s Daughter Wines, one of the new age vineyards in the Mudgee grape growing region.’
I once had a plan to create a porn site called Farmer’s Daughter. Somebody beat me to it though. :(
`What do you get when thousands of Dilbert readers put their minds together and design a house? You’re about to find out.’
`Select two fighters, watch them slap it out.. Mmm, delightful.’
Choose from John Howard, Mark Latham, Paris Hilton and David Beckham.
The new film by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, due out October 2004 (in the US). You can watch the Team America trailer here.
`At Defcon 12 this year my cow-orkers and I brought along a little piece of code called “airpwn.” Airpwn is a platform for injection of application layer data on an 802.11b network. Although the potential for evil is very high with this tool, we decided to demonstrate it (and give it its first real field trial) on something nasty, but harmless (compared to say, wiping your hard-drive)’
`Draw a straight line on top of the car, lift the pen and the car shoots off in a straight line. Draw a circle on the car and the car starts wildly spinning around. Draw a complicated squiggle and the car spirals in and out.’
How many hectares of productive land are required to support your existance?
`In November 2004, U.S. citizens will elect their new President. The outcome of this election directly influences the life of citizens around the world.
Theworldvotes.org gives people all around the world a voice in the forthcoming U.S. Presidential Election.’
‘How can so many supposedly media-savvy operators – even members of the intelligence community – still be so easily fooled? Don’t these people have assistants with subscriptions to HBO or, at the very least, access to the outside world?’
`A pervert got thrills from covering himself in farmyard manure and performing sex acts, a court heard yesterday. [..]
Truscott targeted Clive Roth’s farm for seven months before he was caught in a police surveillance operation.
Cops nabbed him prowling round the property near Red-ruth, Cornwall, at 1am in shiny red shorts and latex gloves.’
`Everyone’s favorite heir-head is embroiled in yet another new sex tape scandal. [..]
The 11 minutes of steamy footage obtained by the British paper is believed to have been culled from about 12 hours of video stolen from Hilton’s rented Hollywood Hills home last month.’
`The mother accused of beating 4-year-old Diamond De’Zire Edmonds to death last year told police that she thought it was appropriate to repeatedly whip the girl. [..]
Prosecutors allege Edmonds and Wheeler whipped Diamond over a two-day period with a switch and a belt because she drank from other people’s cups.
Edmonds told police she also was upset that the child would go into the refrigerator in the middle of the night.’
`US Senate candidate Barack Obama says that if President Pervez Musharraf loses power in a coup, the United States may consider military strikes to destroy Pakistan’s nuclear weapons.
In an interview published in the Chicago Tribune, the Democratic Party’s Senate candidate said he believed that Islamic extremist elements might take over if President Musharraf was overthrown, adding that in such a situation, America would have to consider going in and taking nuclear bombs out.’
`It’s a plastic ear filled with candy ear wax. Though it looks like the real thing, it’s actually fruit-flavored gel. Attached to the package is a “Q-Tip” kind of thing, but instead of cotton swaps, it has little lollipops on the ends.’
`Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s company, DualStar, has sent a cease-and-desist order to T-shirt svengali Gary Cohen, whose tshirthell.com Web site is hawking “I [bleeped] the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous” Ts. A defiant Cohen tells us he has no intention of complying. “It’s clearly a parody T-shirt,” Cohen said. “There’s no damage being done to them. If they want to sue someone who damaged their careers, they should sue whoever wrote ‘New York Minute,’ not us.”‘
`An attorney was sentenced to a year and a half in jail for ambushing dozens of women while nude and taking pictures of their shocked expressions. [..]
Linnen, a former lawyer for the Ohio House Republican caucus, has admitted to photographing women while he was unclothed over nearly two years, gaining the name “the naked photographer.’
`A 24-year-old man who had a bad dream about his father later shot him as they argued about the dream, police said. [..]
[Police captain] Siegel would not disclose the content of Howell’s dream.’
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