moonbuggy

`Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I’m a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot.’

`METHOD 1 – The Apple

Believe it or not, a humble apple can cause a significant amount of pain to your testicles.’

`Unstable fuses could cause unsalvaged World War II bombs aboard an abandoned shipwreck in the river Thames, UK, to blow [..]

[..] official estimates of the devastation that the explosion would cause [include] predictions of a three kilometre high column of water, mud, metal and munitions sent into the air by the blast. ‘

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When You Look Like A Stud You Feel Like A Stud.

`First, let me start by saying that I’m pretty sure that it may not be entirely legal to use a Mountain Howitzer Cannon for deer hunting, at least not here in Wisconsin.

But, never-the-less [..]’

`”Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don’t want any trouble, you’d best sit down,” one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.’

`The first woman was twisting around to yell at her child. As she did so, she spread her legs, directly at eye-level, to give me a glimpse of THE MOST DISGUSTING CAMELTOE KNOWN TO HUMANITY. [..]

I was so bewildered by this point that I didn’t even notice the one-legged man enter the pool.’

`Workers were asked a series of questions which included: What is your password? Three in four (75 per cent) of people immediately gave their password.

The most common password was “password” (12 per cent) [..]’

`The Momma cow freaked out. She gave a scary ass cow scream, which I had never heard before and hope to God in heaven that I never hear again. Jesus Christ, I nearly shit myself. I had no idea that a cow could make a horror-movie scream like that. Then the cow charged. Fuck, you never saw three drunks run like that.’