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Wonder if Microsoft Defender was able to get rid of his virus? [Obvious]
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♫ He's a pinball wizard, and he'll sell you a twist ♪ After he gets out of prison anyway [Sad]
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Some folks hiat a wall. Some folks don't crack. But, if you don't die young, everything, eventually, everywhere gets bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground [Awkward]
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New Yorkers excited to get new subway cars until they learn they're the kind where every car is the poop car [Awkward]
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The good news is high gas prices will only be short term, well into 2027. Until then, enjoy some ramen [Obvious]
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LA to Sydney flight launches crew into the air, not willingly [Scary]
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Dick's sued for being dicks [News]
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Because everything else is calm, peaceful, and under control, Canada names its National Historic Sweater [Spiffy]
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Meet CSAM'r, Florida man'r, give him 1000 years in the slammer [Sick]
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A life well-lived [Spiffy]
