`It’s bothered me for years …
… Iím talking about the Smurfs, of course. You know ó those little blue people on TV.
Theyíre not normal people, are they? I mean, besides being blue and all. Thereís something Ö different about them.
Think about it: There is ONE, count her, ONE female in the whole bunch. All the rest are male. There is ONE, count him, ONE, adult male in the whole bunch.
Iím not exactly a scientist, but I do have some science training. And you donít really have to have much to see that, even though they look like little blue people, thereís some kind of profoundly different life cycle going on there.
And I think Iíve figured it out.’