You Should Never Talk On Your Phone While In The Bathroom
‘All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I’d last taken a dump. I’d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon.’
August 7th, 2007 at 12:34 am
I hate people who use their phones in the bathroom. I will usually flush 3-4 times when I hear someone talking in the bathroom, just so they have to explain to the person at the other end why there’s a toilet flushing in the background.