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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

 

Sex Advice From Sideshow Performers

`How can you tell someone you don’t remember a sexual encounter you had with them?
I had a good answer, but I forgot it. What do you need to discuss it for? Are you going to be sitting over tea and biscuits discussing a play by play of your sexual inadequacies? Hell, I hope that you didn’t “forget” to bring a condom or where the clitoris is.

What’s a sexual practice everyone should try once before they die?
Autoerotic asphyxiation. Who knows? It may be the sexual practice you try right before you die.

What’s one most everyone can go their whole lives without?
Scat.

I cheated on a well-liked boyfriend and we broke up. How can I socially recover with our mutual friends?
Sleep with them, and then no one will feel left out.’




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