‘I’m selling a photo of my mom naked because she’s fuckin pissing me off. I’ll take the photo once the bids have finished. I’ll probably only get like 5 bucks but at least that’s gonna get me a beer and some pokies at the local pub.
If you wanna know what she looks like young Mother Teresa. I’m not putting her photo up on this page cause I’ll get in the shit, so when you get it you gotta promise to keep it to yourself or something.
I take no responsibility if you die when you see her.
I’ll probably take it when shes like getting outta the shower, I’m movin to England so what do I care.’