`Prof: If we were in Germany, and it were 25 years ago, and I were your teacher, this piece of chalk would have ended up somewhere much closer to you.
Guy: Then I’m glad we’re not in Germany.
Prof: And I am very unhappy I cannot throw chalk at you.’
`Prof: I like knives. Black people are good with knives. They get up close and go, “Wassup!”, and then you dead. That is why black people conquered the West. “Wassup!”’
`Prof: This is not a trick question: What is the internet?
Dude: A series of tubes?’
`Lab Tech: Ugh, everything I touch is sulfuric acid! I hate this lab.’