Thursday, December 21, 2006


Fire On The Line

`This is a weblog written by a real life prison guard.’

A portion of one of the stories:

`I didn’t watch them remove the carrot. It made my penis hurt to even think about it. He was yelling and screaming the whole time but I think it was more for attention than any pain.

When they were finished one of the nurses informed me that the cuts were all superficial ‘attention getters’ and had stopped bleeding on their own. Then she showed me the carrot. It was about half an inch across and as long as my pinky.

Me: “How the hell did he fit that in there?”

Nurse: “Practice, I guess.”‘

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