Thursday, March 27, 2008


Chicago’s Dumbest Thief

‘Chicago Police say no one could make this story up…

18-year-old Ruben Zarate, entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a robbery. He allegedly waved a gun around and demanded money, according to police.

When he was told the money was in a safe and that the manager who knew how to open it was not there, the suspect had a brilliant idea; at least he thought it was brilliant.

He gave the shop employees his cell phone number and asked them to call him when the manager arrived so he could open the safe for him.

He left and the employees opted to call 911. Authorities stationed plain clothes officers in the shop and called the would-be robber back.

Zarate, showed up again, and waved his gun around again, but this time was shot in the leg by an officer.’

4 Responses to “Chicago’s Dumbest Thief”

  1. The Law Firm of Robert Dewey - Charlotte Personal Injury Says:

    He deserved to be in jail.

  2. I hate society Says:

    This guy sounds like my brother

  3. moonbuggy Says:

    Your brother is some sort of muffler bandit? 🙂

  4. lava Says:

    fuck u mf son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!! The Law Firm of Robert Dewey – Charlotte Personal Injury

Leave a Reply