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Sunday, September 25, 2005

 

Worlds Smallest Penis Contest

Funnily enough, this one might just pass as safe for work because there’s really nothing in it that is both obscene and large enough to be visible. :)

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83 Responses to “Worlds Smallest Penis Contest”

  1. olly scot Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!! how small is tht

  2. Jonathan Gille Says:

    Omg.. thats like the same size as mine.. its really embarrasing..

  3. Jamie Sykes Says:

    ahahahaha mine is ingrown your dicks are MASSIVE compared to mine :D

  4. Matthew Short Says:

    My penis is so small that it looks like I have a vagina..but the emabarrasing part is that I am so tall

  5. michelle Says:

    Hahahah omg how do they have sex????

  6. ur dad Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    WOW UR DIKS R SMALL
    FUKIN ELL 1/4 OF MA DIK IS BIGGA DEN DEREZ
    U SHOOD B ASHAMED OV UR MUM N DAD
    GET SURGERY DUN MAN FUKIN ELL.

  7. you Says:

    are all douchebags. (the negative commenters) You knobs with the apparently “huge” in comparison dicks wouldn’t be caught on camera with your pants down.

  8. moonbuggy Says:

    My penis is gigantic. I’d be caught on camera with it.

    And so would yo momma. :)

  9. da pimp Says:

    thats just sad……..Im now scared for life….oh I have an idea, you and the worlds largest penis should get together and takes off some of his and give it to you, he has enought to share……then he might get some sex……..

  10. haha u got small dicks Says:

    OMFG U HAVE SO SMALL COCKS HAHAHA THT IS LYK DA FUNNYEST THING EVA HAHAHAHAHA WHY DO YA EVEN GO OUT TO SHOW THT THING/NOTHING TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET YA ALL SO FUCKING SCREWED HAHAHAH

  11. lmao Says:

    what a confidence booster lmao
    at least these guys have no problem showing the world.
    im 7 on the dot and i still hate showing people when im soft

  12. tom dawes Says:

    boom boom boom i want u in my room

  13. kianna Says:

    ewww tiny dicks

    i have a vagina

    but still ewwww

  14. Dust Says:

    My dick is 3.5inchs hard and it looks just like that when soft.

  15. Sam Says:

    I just went that dik 4sex 4my ass cuz can’t cause any pain.

  16. ericjs Says:

    they are all fat

  17. essa Says:

    that’sreally embarassing, im agirl and its so.. eeeww..

  18. mike azad Says:

    i have a pussy

  19. Salmax Says:

    Makouk is the best sex ever !!!

  20. Afif El Tibeh Says:

    He also a Playa’!

  21. donkey boner Says:

    omfg y r they so fat they prolly dont get hurt when kicked in the balls

  22. smyth Says:

    wowi thought i was small makes me feel good

  23. holy shit Says:

    holy shit thous dicks are small as fuck and this fucking blog is so stupid i might just shot myself i meen what in the fucking crist

  24. holy shit Says:

    siriusly

  25. jakethemuss Says:

    i will no longer say i have a small penis, thanks for the confidence boost lads.

  26. Jordan,Jake,Dom Says:

    da fuck
    that should be classified as a vagina !
    like
    i seriously could not see the penis

    why are you guys bragging?
    you have no penis

    lol

  27. newconfidence Says:

    what was i ever thinking? if i ever get teased again i will just reference this clip..thanks for the boost of confidence guys, and..uh, sorry bout ur misfortunes

  28. Ha luLzzz Says:

    loololololololol you guys dicks be small and stuff hahaa !! circus freaks… i see it as ‘men with vaginas’ lulz

  29. matt Says:

    im jeoles

  30. that one kid Says:

    i came on to this to get a little more self comfident cause im 2 inch soft and 5 inch hard

  31. Sammy Says:

    It really sucks having a small penis. I have no self esteem or confidence.

  32. Jon Says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

  33. lol Says:

    fat people normaly have small penis’s

    haha yeoooooo

  34. sintax Says:

    fat people dont have dicks ,..they ARE dicks

  35. Jayromie Says:

    holly shit…why would you guys post that you have small penis’s
    and sure its not the size that counts..but you atleast gotta have something..how the fuck do you get laid when your penis is mostly inside you…someone awnser me that

  36. Grizzley Says:

    Wish mine were a litle bit smaller, 27 cm. my girl hurts when we have sex, aawfullll!
    But not that fuckin’ small!!!

  37. malte allmers Says:

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! You guys have smaller dicks than chinks on steroids…..hahahahahahahaha!!!!! your joke and so is you penis……hahahahahahahahahahah!!!! how do you have sex please tell us……hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does the ceap hooker have to please you because you cant please her!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! sucks to be you man(or should i even call you a man)lol….hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

  38. some guy Says:

    Damn! I feel sorry for those dudes. How miserable their lives must be. No wonder their all fat….I wouldn’t worry about how I look either with a dong like theirs. Yikes!!!

  39. asian dude Says:

    Wow! that sucks a dick

  40. lawl Says:

    i like how the world revolves around penis size for some people

  41. gabe bogsian Says:

    U fuckin retards i have a 10inch dick i feel bad for u

  42. amy n roz Says:

    WOW…. that’s it now I’ve seen it all, I’m speechless…. holy shit…. wow!

  43. J Says:

    Hi, Doesn’t matter the size…..they got balls to come on tv an do it, give them there credit

    Who cares about there penis size it’s not like your going to suck it, are you? leave them alone
    and think “Who is the guy who went to google to type in SMALLEST DICKS? HINT

    Gay, BiCurious? fags? i dunno but dont hate.,…..theres to much hate in the usa

    Let them be with tehre dicks. who cares we all have different sizes, skin color etc
    No point to talk trash on a computer
    its pointless

    Props to the dick contest! great clip

  44. emily Says:

    question…. how do these people have sex if their dicks are so small????

  45. big cock Says:

    my good i mean i thought my cock wasn’t that big but jesus man wtf. I’m around 3.5 inches down but wtf is the guy at the top talking about when he says he has an ingrowing cock i mean fuck man u need 2 get that seen 2 dude.

  46. bt Says:

    no offense 2 all the people posting they hve bigger dicks this is the world SMALLEST contest. of course you do. duuuuuh

  47. luke mcgarvey ST bedes Says:

    does any one know any tablets i can take to mae my dick bigger. i was recently insulted at sklbecuz i aparenly have a vigina my dik is smaaler then all them guys :(

  48. Will Hodgett Says:

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one with a dick like this…

  49. lordofthelefthand777 Says:

    And just like that all my insecurities vanish

  50. Orbcnebsite Says:

    Poor guys.

  51. TaylorR Says:

    damn i feel bad! i love my dick size now mand i looooooove mines

  52. Black Man Says:

    Damn i’m black and proud and 20 and i’m 9.2 inches long, those guys lives are fucked up

  53. Lil child Says:

    ahahaha..
    they make me feel good

  54. miles g Says:

    i understnd his small dick, but, where’s his balls?

  55. miles g Says:

    i understand the dick but wheres his balls?

  56. joe willow Says:

    haha… youve all got tiny cocks you trannys :lol:

  57. I'mSmallTo Says:

    I’m 38 & allmost 39 My dick is only about 3 & a half to a 4″ & to all you 11,12,13 year- olds yours shuld grow to about 5 & a half to 6inch thats normal but if you can understand what Fragile X is some think some man are born with & be corse we have this problem our dicks don’t grow as big as a normal man but can you man with a large dick stay up for 1 & a Half Hrs if not longer?? we can!!! we don’t have to have as much Blood flow to stay up you can only go for about 15 to 20minits so I gess us man with the smaller dicks can pleser for loooooonger even if we can not penetrate deeper so have a loong hard think about what your partner wuld like better ( Deeper or Longer )

    Ps I know my spelling sucks LOL

  58. I'mSmallTo Says:

    Hay joe willow how small is yours you sound like someone who only has a dick the size of a SPLINTER don’t tease others if your even smaller but too gutless to admit it.

  59. BIG DICK MAN Says:

    I have a torpedo dick :D small fags take drugs for it

  60. Sara Says:

    Your dicks may be bigger than those guys but why are a group of guys watch other guys naked.
    You are all gay!

  61. jack brown (feltham) Says:

    i wish my penies was that big i feel embarest.:(

  62. lovebug Says:

    Hey, the person that commented named Yourmother. You like checking out your little cousins dick, pervert

  63. dil Says:

    that shit is fuked up

  64. jack morley Says:

    my dick is the smallest, 3.25 inches hard. wheres my crown?

  65. brad elsworth Says:

    hi am brad elsworth, i am 19 years old from askew, northyorkshire, size dont matter i am 2.3 inches hard, and proud of it, i know i cant satisfy women in anyway possible but i dont care………

  66. Fenrirr Says:

    Oh my lord…….. I swear to god i felt uncomfortable about my own nob after seeing that. Looked like mine was over grown or somthing =_= and to think 7 inches is just above average

  67. apples Says:

    These guys are pornstars compared to my tiny ass penis

  68. shieeet Says:

    HOLY FUCK! THERE NOTHING THERE! WHAT HOLY CRAP?!!

  69. just watch and die Says:

    hello

  70. 211 Steel Reserve Says:

    its funny how everyone brags about how long they are. whenever i have sex with a girl they want a guys dick to be long AND thick. its not just about size either. its also if you know how to use it. and how long you can last in bed. im 18 years old, 11 inches long 3 inches thick diameter when hard. i know how to use it. and i usually last about an hour. and after i post this everyone is gonna brag that theyre bigger than me.

  71. laurel Says:

    AHH, oh my god, they are small arn’t they
    but guyssss, it isnt about the size of the boat, its about the motion in the ocean!!!!

  72. who Says:

    im not even gonna say anything about my size. but it really is funny that everyone who commented on this blog took the time to look up worlds smallest dick. and of course your gonna be bigger than they are. its the worlds smallest dick competition.

  73. marcus34 Says:

    all them were at least 185-250 pounds overweight if they would lose all of that fat they would gain 3-6 inches not including their erections

  74. DRAGO Says:

    haha i was thinking -_- my cock its small well its 14cm but idk i was thinking that was small xD jajaja now i think its huge xD

  75. Adzmannn Says:

    Wow those Penis’s r huge
    wish i had one that big

  76. fuk ya Says:

    BAHAHAH USE HAV THE SMALLEST DIKS I HAVE EVER SEEN AND THE REST OF U ALL HAV PINS ASWELL MINES 17.5 INICHES ON FLOP AND IAM 6 MOUNTHS OLD USE SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED FUKIN IDOITS

  77. Re donkulous Says:

    Seriously peeps, my dead cat has a bigger dick than all of you put together. To everyone comparing- the fact you feel the need to compare, as suggested by Freud means that you have a small dick and need to feel better about it. To the freaky deaky checking out his cousins weenis “what the fucking fuck man!!!!!!!”. You are all boy loving, penis checking freaks that have small weenises and need every bit of confidence you can get. Everyone knows I have the biggest dick anyway way bigger than King Kong’s.

  78. Charlse Waine tadcaster grammer school Says:

    wow there pretty big compared to me :) :) :)

  79. badger Says:

    Suddenly I don’t feel so bad being a little above average but that being said I won’t make fun your born the way your born…Some women I suppose will really care but to some women it won’t matter so I feel that they’ll find happiness somewhere. I credit them for having balls though I wouldn’t show that bad boy off I don’t now and still won’t…..

  80. badger Says:

    Alyssa is right though above all guys are insecure about there package I’ll admit it…

  81. Dating Resources Says:

    Gdenly I don’t feel so bad being a little above average but that being said I won’t make fun your born the way your born…Some women I suppose will really care but to some women it won’t matter so I feel that they’ll find happi

  82. automotive resources Says:

    I don’t feel so bad being a little above average but that being said I won’t make fun your born the way your born…Some women I suppose will really care but to some women it won’t matter so I feel that they’ll find happier. Agreed

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