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Sunday, December 18, 2005

 

Jokes you should never tell

`These two guys have been drinking all afternoon in a bar. 5 o’clock rolls around and all the suits start rolling in after work. There are HEAPS of goodlooking girls around in business suits and short skirts. One guy leans over to the other and says ‘I can fuck any one of these girls tonight if I wanted to’. The other guy turns around and looks at him.. thinking how butt ugly he is and says ‘You’re full of it. How the hell are you gonna do that??. The guy leans over again and whispers ‘I’m a rapist’. [..]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, because she’s already been told twice. [..]

How long does it take to get from the top floor of the World Trade Center to ground level?
The rest of your life [..]

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to suck my dick.’




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