Posts tagged as: pr0n

Thursday, January 25, 2007


Kelly Osbourne Will Not Be In Playboy

`Hugh Hefner says that Kelly Osbourne will not be gracing the pages of Playboy. Osboune said recently that she would like to pose naked in the magazine but only if she had some help from photoshop, saying, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.” But now Hefner confirms what was already known, namely that not even the artists at Playboy can trick people into thinking Kelly Osbourne was anything other than hee-dious. Hef says:

“I can’t see it happening somehow – we don’t airbrush to that extent.”‘


Tuesday, January 23, 2007


In Raw World of Sex Movies, High Definition Could Be a View Too Real

`Pornography has long helped drive the adoption of new technology, from the printing press to the videocassette. Now pornographic movie studios are staying ahead of the curve by releasing high-definition DVDs.

They have discovered that the technology is sometimes not so sexy. The high-definition format is accentuating imperfections in the actors � from a little extra cellulite on a leg to wrinkles around the eyes. [..]

Producers are taking steps to hide the imperfections. Some shots are lit differently, while some actors simply are not shot at certain angles, or are getting cosmetic surgery, or seeking expert grooming.

“The biggest problem is razor burn,” said Stormy Daniels, an actress, writer and director.’


Friday, January 19, 2007


Midget Goat Porn


Thursday, January 18, 2007


Porn Ads

There are some ads for pornographic sites on some of my pages now. I decided to do this because some of my most popular pages have NSFW content on them so I can’t display AdSense ads.

As with the AdSense ads, these pr0n ads are less visible for registered members. My goal remains to try and cover my costs with advertising whilst not bothering those of you who visit frequently too much.

Less than 50 pages will be affected, so you probably won’t see them unless you’re looking through the archives for NSFW stuff. 🙂

There’s been a few other changes around the place to do with links to external websites and how they are presented to returning/registered visitors. Nothing too dramatic.

Oh, if you want an example of what these pr0n ads look like, check out Biphallic Pictures. Ads might move around slightly in the next couple of days, but that’s the basic idea anyways.


Bristol’s Out For Mr Porn

`Angry homeowners called on the police yesterday to stop a house on their “lovely” estate being used to make porn films.

They claim adult filmmaker James Edwards has shot sex movies in full view of his neighbours.

They say women have exposed themselves on the drive of his £400,000 house in Bradley Stoke, Bristol.

One was fined £80 for urinating in the front garden while being filmed. [..]

He also warned he plans to feature the street in a TV porn series. “Using special effects, I’ll show actors having sex in front of neighbours’ homes.”‘

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson For Biopic

`When it comes to getting down and dirty onscreen, Jenna Jameson knows exactly who she wants to do it for her.

Scarlett Johansson is being lined up to play porn sensation Jenna in a movie of her life story.

The stunning actress has been handpicked by adult movie legend Jenna as her personal choice for the lead in a film adaptation of her book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.” [..]

Scarlett has already vowed to strip off for the cameras if the right role comes along, saying last year, “I’m not opposed to doing nudity – it would just have to be the right project.”‘

Monday, January 15, 2007


Teacher faces 40 years for porn in classroom, blames adware

`A 40-year-old substitute teacher faces up to 40 years in prison after being convicted of exposing children to pornography on a computer at the Connecticut middle school where she taught.

I suppose it’s remotely possible the charges are valid. But the story doesn’t add up. It seems far more plausible from the accounts I’m reading that this woman, who had no prior criminal record and a clean teaching history, was using an insecure edition of Internet Explorer and was hit with an adware infestation she didn’t know how to deal with.’


On Buckeyes, Nanotechnology and Playmates in Space

`A reader in New Zealand wrote to ask about the Playmate photos unwittingly taken to the moon in 1969 by Apollo 12 astronauts Al Bean and Pete Conrad. We described in the December 1994 issue how pranksters on the ground crew had reprinted Playmate photos on fireproof plastic paper and inserted them with captions into each of the astronauts’ cuff checklists. [..]

Conrad told us in 1994: “I had no idea they were with us. It wasn’t until we actually got out on the lunar surface and were well into our first moon walk that I found them.” Bean recalled: “It was about two and a half hours into the extravehicular activity. I flipped the page over and there she was. I hopped over to where Pete was and showed him mine, and he showed me his.”

Conrad: “We giggled and laughed so much that people accused us of being drunk or having ‘space rapture.'”‘

Friday, January 12, 2007


No Porn On Sony HD-DVD Blu-ray?

`Has Sony gone mad? Prominent adult movie producer Digital Playground says it is forced to use HD DVD instead of Blu-ray, because Sony does not allow XXX-rated movies to be released on Blu-ray.

It does not matter how you stand to porn. It is here and it is a massive business. It is also an industry that is an early adopter for new media technology. VHS might not have won with out the adult film industry adopting it.

[..] In the interview Joone says he was forced to use HD DVD, because no Blu-ray disc manufacturer would make his discs, because Sony was against it and they would loose their license.

If this holds true, Blu-ray is at a major disadvantage and could fail.’


Monday, January 8, 2007


Power Point Surprise!

‘Professional man giving a power point presentation had a technological miss-hap which showed one of his particular fetishes.’

see it here »


Saturday, January 6, 2007


Judge bars man from possessing porn or panties

`A 23-year-old Albion man will have to avoid shopping at stores like Victoria’s Secret for the next six years, under a unique probation arrangement.

Nicolas R. Leathers, 23, who was released from Kennebec County Jail on Thursday after completing a sentence for burglary, is banned from using and possessing women’s underwear as a condition of his probation.

“It’s because of his offense history,” said Deputy District Attorney Alan Kelley. “In another case, he entered a residence in Albion and took women’s underwear.”
Court records show that, in 2004, Leathers was accused of taking a man’s thong, and admitted taking tampons and other items from a neighbor’s home in Albion.’

Wanker With A Guity Conscience

A guy goes into a porn shop and has a wank in one of those wanking booths. Then he feels guilty about it.

He has a strange way of making amends. 🙂

see it here »

Friday, January 5, 2007


Split Dick

(3.1meg Flash video)

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Pornstar Expresses Her Valuble Opinon

Pornstar’s opinion on the Klu Klux Klan and al-Qaeda.

see it here »


Wednesday, January 3, 2007


Casual Pornstars

Porn stars with and without clothes. Vaguely interesting.


Tuesday, January 2, 2007


500 people having sex

Sounds like a giant chicken hatchery or something.

(4.7meg Flash video)

see it here »


Monday, January 1, 2007


The Graying of Naughty

`DeBella or Debbie, as everybody calls her decided late in life to become a porn star. This year she turned 50, time, she knew, to chase her dream.

I love sex, she explained, biting into a Burger King special before embarking on her scene for the day at a rented house in the San Fernando Valley. She was wearing a bright pink satin and black chiffon nightie with a matching thong and heavy makeup.

I decided I wanted to do something different, she said. Id been working behind the scenes, and my friends said: Why not do movies? Have some fun, and get paid for it?

So she has. Since May, DeBella (she did not want her real name published) has used days off from her job as an administrative assistant at a sex-related entertainment company, Platinum X, to shoot about 30 scenes, with men mostly 19 and 20 year old.’

Sunday, December 31, 2006


Treasure Chests

`We’ve been taught that in God we must trust,
And obeying each law is a must.
But this Miss Fit’s leery
Of the gravity theory
For to her Newton’s Law is a bust.’

Friday, December 29, 2006


Naked Pornstars Boxing

Just what it says. 🙂

see it here »


Wednesday, December 27, 2006


Hairy Tit Thing

I can’t translate this page into English, so I have no idea what the fuck this is about.

Hairy tit thing is about the best I can do. [shrug] 🙂

Friday, December 15, 2006


Mum sues over ruined nude pics

`A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her – by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal’s Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over 35,000.

But when Anton’s 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do.

In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.’


Friday, December 1, 2006


MS Paint Porn!


Saturday, November 25, 2006


Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with “porn” videos

`A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play “porn” videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.

The pair — living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 — would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.

“They don’t know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos,” Prasertsak told Reuters.

He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.’

Monday, October 2, 2006


‘Evil’ pervert built super computer to store one of Britain’s largest child porn collections

`A pervert who built a ‘super computer’ to store one of Britain’s biggest child porn collections featuring children as young as three being raped by adults, has been jailed for 15 months. [..]

The gay ex-sailor was eventually caught after Italian police, investigating a child porn website, passed his name to British officials.

It took them so long to categorise Ford’s “enormous” archive they had no choice but to call a halt after working non-stop for six weeks.

London’s Middlesex Guildhall Crown Court heard that even then they had only managed to examine just over a third of the material.’

Thursday, September 28, 2006


Porn star’s name may ring a ‘Bell’

`He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”‘


Thursday, August 17, 2006


Christians ‘addicted to pornography’

`”The poll results indicate that 50% of all Christian men and 20% of all Christian women are addicted to pornography,” said Clay Jones, founder and President of Second Glance Ministries.

The group defines “addicted” as applied to pornography as use on an ongoing basis.

“We are seeing an escalation to the problem in both men and women who regularly attend church,” said Bill Cooper, President of [..]

Additionally, 60% of the women who answered the survey confessed having “significant struggles with lust.” 40% admitted to being “involved in sexual sin” in the past year.’


Tuesday, August 1, 2006


Nicole’s X-rated pic scandal

`Nicole Richie has been rocked by a nude photo scandal, with X-rated photographs of the socialite and her celebrity friends set to be leaked on to the Web.

According to sources, the skinny star, 24, is scared stiff raunchy shots of her will be circulated after she lost her camera at nightspot Guys in LA recently.

Nicole had been experimenting and had a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends, says a source. Theyd be embarrassed if they got out. [..]

Immediately, shes demanding the bar staff shut off the karaoke, turn on the lights and get everyone to search for the camera, says one source.

It was pretty funny, adds another. Here are all these A-listers and their bags are getting searched. Nicole was in the corner going totally nuts and losing it.

However, despite a massive hunt forthe camera, it was never found.’


Saturday, June 24, 2006


You’ve got (fe)male

`Fourteen staff at Britain’s driver and vehicle licensing agency have been sacked and 101 disciplined after they swapped so many pornographic emails that it clogged up the organisation’s mainframe computer. [..]

A woman worker, who did not want to be named, said: “Boredom is a major problem in this place. The work can be very tedious and people find ways of livening up their days.

“The early stuff was pretty innocent, a joke really. A very boring document would have a picture of a naked woman attached, for example.

“I suppose it was bound to get out of hand. [..]”‘


Tuesday, May 2, 2006


Where do you draw the line between porn stars fighting, and porn?

(3.4meg Flash video)

see it here »

Thursday, April 13, 2006


Porn stars offer to Bin Laden

`Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it. I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims. The blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, pointed out that Bin Laden could learn from Saddam Husseins mistakes. In the 1990s she offered herself to Saddam Hussein if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken up her offer who knows what might have happened.’