Archive for January, 2007

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Monday, January 29, 2007

 

Darfur Is Dying

This is a game where you have to forage for food and avoid the militia who want to kill you. Not that easy.


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Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Pictures of hot chicks with douchebags. And amusing descriptions to go with the pictures. For example:

‘I’ve seen ass chin before.

I’ve seen butt chin. I’ve seen chin pubes. I’ve even seen chin crack.

But this is beyond all of that. This is “Chin Ass.” One of the rarest forms of anus manifestation in the douche-face, Chin Ass conquers all previous ass chin aspirants. [..]’


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Ironed Buns

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Study analyzes why serial killings more likely in certain regions

`People living in the western region of the United States may be the most likely to become victims of a serial killer, while those living in the Northeast may be the least likely, according to a new study led by James DeFronzo, professor emeritus of sociology.

The study, published in the February issue of the journal Homicide Studies, also found that someone living in California may be almost three times more likely to become the victim of a male serial killer than a person living in the state of New York.’


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Spray Could Offer New Front-line Treatment For Men With Premature Ejaculation

‘Patients with premature ejaculation who used a topical anaesthetic spray were able to delay ejaculation for five times as long, according to a study in the February issue of the urology journal BJU International. [..]

“The men who were prescribed the TEMPE spray, which delivers a combination of lidocaine and prilocaine, managed to delay ejaculation by just under an extra four minutes after using the product” reports Professor Wallace Dinsmore from the Royal Victoria Hospital, Belfast.’


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Hospice helped dying man lose his virginity

`A young disabled man who receives care for his life-limiting illness at a hospice run by a nun spoke yesterday of his decision to use a prostitute to experience sex before he dies.

Sister Frances Dominica gave her support to 22-year-old Nick Wallis, who was born with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. Sufferers usually die by their thirties.

Mr Wallis told staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford that he wanted to experience sexual intercourse. He explained that he had hoped to form an intimate and loving relationship with a woman, but his disability had acted as a barrier. [..]

The hospice staff, after taking advice from a solicitor, the clergy and health care professionals, decided to help him.’


Sunday, January 28, 2007

 

Swedish Military Haircut

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Kosher symbol on porn DVD hits nerve

‘A Teaneck rabbi has persuaded a Los Angeles-based pornographer to remove a trademark kosher symbol from the cover of a sexually explicit DVD about Israeli women.

The cover, which shows a woman striking a seductive pose, boasts that the explicit video was filmed in Israel. It also had a Hebrew letter with a “K” inside it — the same stamp of approval that the rabbi’s company slaps on thousands of kosher food products. [..]

“I just assumed that letters of the alphabet … weren’t trademarked symbols,” Cohen said Thursday. “I was wrong.”

Cohen said he initially used the symbol to make a statement that would be “tongue in cheek” and also a guarantee to viewers that the movie was the first adult feature filmed entirely in Israel with an Israeli cast.’


Tehran installing 3,000 centrifuges, Iranian legislator says

`Iran has begun installing 3,000 centrifuges to increase its uranium enrichment program, a senior Iranian legislator said Saturday — but the claim was later denied by the country’s nuclear body.

Alaeddin Boroujerdi, the head of the Iranian parliament’s foreign policy and national security committee, said the installation of the centrifuges — which spin uranium gas into enriched material — was underway at a plant in Natanz.

The installation “stabilizes Iran’s capability in the field of nuclear technology,” Boroujerdi said, according to the official Islamic Republic News Agency. [..]

“No new centrifuge machine has been installed in Natanz facility,” Simorgh was quoted as saying by Iran’s IRNA news agency.’


Customer sends bailiffs in to seize bank’s computers

`A man who was fed up with paying massive bank charges decided to give one of the high street giants a taste of its own medicine.

When Royal Bank of Scotland refused to refund £3,400 charges that Declan Purcell believed he was owed, he sent in the bailiffs.

Stunned customers at his branch of RBS watched as debt collectors seized four computers, two fax machines and a till filled with cash.

The branch manager was told that the items would be sold unless RBS came up with the money owed to Mr Purcell. [..]

Mr Purcell said: “I think the bank was pretty shocked when the bailiffs went in. But my view is that this is exactly what they would have done to me.”‘


Don’t Fuck With Another Man’s Chair

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Ear Eating Bandit On The Loose

`A motorist made homophobic remarks toward three men on a Hillcrest roadside, then assaulted one of them, biting off a piece of his ear, 10News reported.

A 43-year-old man and his two companions were in a parked car in the 500 block of Redwood Street last night when a man in another vehicle drove up at about 11:10 p.m. Friday, told them to get out of the way and called them “faggots,” according to San Diego police.

When the 43-year-old man got out of the car to confront the suspect, the assailant punched him, knocking him to the ground, and bit off a piece of his ear, San Diego police Sgt. Alan Hayward said.

The victim got back into his vehicle and drove away, he said.’


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Fetching a drunken-driving suspect?

`Madison lawyer Rick Petri says he hopes there’s a lesson for others in what happened to him early Thursday.

Petri found himself in the embarrassing position of going to the Madison Police Department to pick up a client who had been arrested for drunken driving, only to be arrested himself for the same offense.

“I did not think I was intoxicated, and I was wrong,” Petri said.’


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Woman gives birth to ‘giant baby’

‘A woman in Brazil has given birth to a “giant baby” weighing 17lb (8kg) – twice the size of an average newborn.

Ademilton dos Santos is the heaviest boy ever born in Brazil, says the Brazilian Gynaecological Association. [..]

Mrs Santos, 38, has four other children – aged nine, 12, 14, and 15 – who were all of normal weight when they were born.

“She knew Ademilton would be a big baby, but not this big,” Ms Leal said. “She, her husband and the hospital staff were caught by surprise.” ‘


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Massive Firework In Cupboard

What happens when you put a firework in a cupboard, light it, then hold the door closed?

It seems obvious, but apparently not obvious enough for these kids. So they give it a try. 🙂

(1.1meg Windows media)

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Pseudomamma on the foot: An unusual presentation of supernumerary breast tissue

‘A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.’

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South Africa diverts hospital cash to pay for World Cup

`A hospital building program in South Africa has been delayed to help pay for the country’s hosting of the 2010 football World Cup.

The construction of two hospitals in the remote Northern Cape has been held up for a year while funds are diverted to pay for the tournament.

Speaking to the BBC, the South African Treasury said spending on health was increasing but did not deny that the money had been transferred.’


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Police hunt priest in sex assault case

‘Police officers were searching for a Roman Catholic priest they believe may have sexually assaulted and struck a woman at a Las Vegas, Nevada, church.

Authorities said they were called to Our Lady of Las Vegas Catholic Church on Friday evening by someone who heard a woman in the church cry for help.

Officers found a church employee who said she had been assaulted and hit in the head with an object by a priest. Investigators consider the Rev. George Chaanine a person of interest, police spokesman Bill Cassell said.’


Saturday, January 27, 2007

 

Site Updates

I’ve been making some updates to the sight again. There are occasional short outages when I screw up some PHP, but these will soon pass.

If anyone notices anything badly broken that doesn’t get fixed within a few hours, could you let me know? 🙂

Update: yggubnoom is working better now too. 🙂


Man gives finger to sheriff, crashes car

‘Police said they arrested a South Charleston man for driving under the influence after he flipped his middle finger at Kanawha County Sheriff Mike Rutherford and then crashed his car. [..]

Rutherford said Vickers took the exit and as he did, he extended his middle finger toward the sheriff.

Vickers then crashed the right side of his station wagon along the exit’s guardrail, Rutherford said.

“He was looking directly at me, giving me the finger and just ran into the guardrail,” Rutherford said. “There’s no question in my mind he was not paying attention.”‘


Quick Reflexes Save a Man from Being Crushed to Death

He has the agility of a mountain goat.

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Don’t Eat the Squirrels

‘New Jersey is warning residents to limit their consumption of squirrels killed near a toxic waste dump.

Many residents of Ringwood are members of an Indian tribe who hunt and fish in the area.

A squirrel contaminated with lead was found there two months ago.

State officials sent out letters advising that adults who eat squirrels should eat no more than two a week, children and pregnant women are told to eat even fewer.’


Nude jogger ‘not a pretty sight’

‘One of the strangest wildlife sightings in the Cupertino-Saratoga foothills has yet to be identified: a naked jogger, wearing only shoes, glasses and a black tam hat.

He’s cordial and polite, not threatening. He doesn’t do anything obscene. He avoids confrontations. A white middle-aged man with a paunch, he isn’t much to look at. [..]

“He passed me and said ‘Good evening,'” said equestrian Sue Bowdoin, while riding her horse Randy last summer on the Wedding Tree Trail in the south end of the park. “I thought: Ugh!” [..]

Park rangers have never seen him and his identity is still unknown, although efforts are under way to identify and apprehend him, said Gordon Baillie, a management analyst with the district.’


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Cave Bears – The War for Habitation

`The longest war ever fought by humans was not fought against other humans, but against another species — Ursus spelaeus, the Cave Bear. For several hundred thousand years our stone age ancestors fought pitched and bloody battles with these denizens of the most precious commodity on earth — habitable caves. Without these shelters homo sapiens would have had little chance of surviving the Ice Ages, the winter storms, and the myriad of hungry predators that lurked in the dark.

The cave bears, Ursus spelaeus and their cousins Ursus deningeri, were fierce, 20-foot long versions of Grizzly bears with huge teeth and razor sharp claws. Until Neanderthals, and the later Cro-magnons appeared on the scene in Europe and the Mid-east, these giant beasts infested every cave from sea level to altitudes near 10,000 feet. [..]’


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Synth Coke

‘Promise her anything, but give her Synth Coke.’

(1.6meg Flash video)

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“Pocket Man” is dangerous

`Police have finally confirmed that the sex offender dubbed the “Pocket Man” is a serious serial sex criminal that has assaulted at least 120 young boys across the country. [..]

Internally, police consider the investigation a scandal, with only those directly involved knowing how serious the assaults have been. Olafsen said many have envisaged the Pocket Man as a pathetic flasher.

“Unfortunately many police and others have not understood how serious this case is. The attacks have been monstrous sexual assaults,” Olafsen said.

Now police say they will mobilize all necessary resources to arrest the man whose nickname comes from his ploy of charming young boys and then asking them to help him find something in his pocket. [..]’


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Bride Freaks Out And Cuts Off Her Hair

‘Just hours before this chick is about to get married she freaks out in the bathroom and with her bridesmaids watching starts cutting off huge chunks of her hair.’

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Condom Sales Down as Koreans Want Lucky Babies

`Sales of condoms in convenience stores and super markets have plummeted since the new year began. Industry insiders attribute the plunge to myths about the year of golden pigs, which comes every 600 years. Fortune tellers say that babies born in the year of golden pigs will lead wealthy and prosperous lives, and, fortune tellers say, the year 2007 is one of those years. The drop in condom sales could be a sign that couples are trying to conceive a child to be born in this lucky year. If that’s the case, then condom sales should stay sluggish until April, since babies conceived until as late as March will arrive before Feb 7 next year, when the year of golden pigs ends.’


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Teenager Had Brick Smashed Into Mouth

`A teenager had a brick smashed into his mouth when he was attacked in the centre of Caerleon, a court heard.

Moments later his attacker, 25-year-old Kevin Morgan, left the scene saying: “Hell, why did I do that? I’m going back to prison, man.”

His victim suffered broken teeth and damaged lips and was unable to speak properly for three weeks and was off school a month, Cardiff crown court heard.’


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Rough Sledding Accident

‘Man I can not think of a worse ending to a sledding accident. This dude is going to be hurting for awhile.’

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